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You know, I have an uncle who used to teach at CSULA. During his tenure there as a professor, they were trying to decide which profs to keep and which to let go, mainly because of budget cuts, and a lack of continuing funding. This hit his department particularly hard, and it's unfortunate, because he taught Spanish Language and Culture. (Oddly enough, he knows Gabriel Garcia Marquez personally. Sorry, I liked Death in the Time of Cholera better than One Hundred Years of Solitude.)

And then, we get this bullsh**.

We have schools that are losing money for serious and necessary research, and yet, there's sufficient money for this sort of f***ed up nonsense?

And then we wonder why Johnny Can't Read.

Yeah, I'm not happy. But it's got nothing to do with tacos.
 
You know, I have an uncle who used to teach at CSULA. During his tenure there as a professor, they were trying to decide which profs to keep and which to let go, mainly because of budget cuts, and a lack of continuing funding. This hit his department particularly hard, and it's unfortunate, because he taught Spanish Language and Culture. (Oddly enough, he knows Gabriel Garcia Marquez personally. Sorry, I liked Death in the Time of Cholera better than One Hundred Years of Solitude.)

And then, we get this bullsh**.

We have schools that are losing money for serious and necessary research, and yet, there's sufficient money for this sort of f***ed up nonsense?

And then we wonder why Johnny Can't Read.
Relax --- it's not a real university.
 
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Algorithmic Astrophysics

Cartographic Endocrinetics

Mycological Optics

Datum Volcanics

It's hours of fun for the whole family!
 
Combine words from two different fields and create your own woo bull****!

Algorithmic Astrophysics

Cartographic Endocrinetics

Mycological Optics

Datum Volcanics

It's hours of fun for the whole family!

Pathological Mechanics

Particle History

Atomic Gynecology

Geopolitical Astrophysics

Nonlinear Ballistics

Theoretical Pseudoscience

Fractal Tautology

I earned my degree in Theoretical Pseudoscience. Get yours today!
 

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