Get ready! The aliens are arriving!

[Correa Neto]

I was telepathically contacted by aliens. They say a massive wave of UFO sightings will start soon. Therefore, hereby I request my U$1m, to be paid as soon as the UFO wave starts.

No, no anal probing was involved during my contacts.

http://www.universetoday.com/2009/03/09/iss-will-soon-be-2nd-brightest-object-in-the-night-sky/

 

[The Atheist]

No, no anal probing was involved during my contacts.

I hope you asked for a refund!

I can't wait. Get that sucker refracted through some swamp gas and they'll be remaking The Day the Earth Stood Still.

 

[learner]

Do you really expect to be taken seriously having not been anally probed? No probing, no contact, I say.

 

[fromdownunder]

"I, for one, welcome our new...."

naahhh, can't be bothered.

Norm

 

[Correa Neto]

Refund?
Dude, I want my U$1m as soon as the UFO sighting wave starts.

Now, if some anal probing is required, well, uh... U$1m... Thats 1 followed by six zeroes... Hey, yes, now I rememeber! Anal probing was involved!

 

[Bikewer]

I regret to inform you that due to budget cuts, the planned invasion has been re-scheduled.
The fleet is returning to the Pleiades, and shore leave has been canceled.

Have a nice day.

 

[Whiplash]

"I, for one, welcome our new...."

naahhh, can't be bothered.

Norm

...anal obsessed overlords?

Maybe prostate cancer is a big problem for aliens, routine in nearly all of them. So for them, the tests are as routine as when the doc touches your Charlie Browns in a physical. They are just trying to help us out, based on their own sense of normalcy.

 

[dafydd]

...anal obsessed overlords?

Maybe prostate cancer is a big problem for aliens, routine in nearly all of them. So for them, the tests are as routine as when the doc touches your Charlie Browns in a physical. They are just trying to help us out, based on their own sense of normalcy.

No more alien anal probes,they are cutting down on fundementals.

 

[Correa Neto]

...anal obsessed overlords?

Maybe prostate cancer is a big problem for aliens, routine in nearly all of them. So for them, the tests are as routine as when the doc touches your Charlie Browns in a physical. They are just trying to help us out, based on their own sense of normalcy.

Dude, we shake hands, they do anal probing. Cultural diversity!

 

[Ysidro]

"Well I'm sure the Great Leader is just some sort of twisted ass freak!" - KitH