So when you go, can someone please remember all the blether about "North of Hadrian's Wall..." and take us with you?
Seriously, you've even had better Tory leaders than we managed in Ingerland.
Mind, in reality for the likes of us, as someone I know in Berwick said to me a while back, Holyrood would probably ignore us as much as Westminster does. See also a conversation I had with someone in NW Sutherland shortly before the 2014 vote, in which he opined that being governed from the Central Belt would be no different from being governed from Westminster, as none of them know where Sutherland is...