Final Islamification update...
No signs in any of the following places: south Sheffield around the ring road; Piercebridge; Royal Oak; world cup winning West Auckland; High Etherley; Toft Hill; Fir Tree; Tow Law, not even at Dan's Castle; Castleside; Ponteland...Not a single sign, but I did see a whole lot of Methodism, the Emmaus village and a christian retreat, even saw a NHS dentist.
Got home and our village still has 2 churches of different flavours of christianity, which have not been turned into mosques, so I'm left wondering where it all is...Niece assures me it isn't in mid-Norflok, Sister says it isn't Bristol nor the Gordano valley, Nephew 2 says it isn't Carlisle, and Nephew 1 is in Vienna, having seceded from the UK 'cos his girl friend is working in Vienna for the UN, so he can't comment.
It's baffling.