There also might be little choice, I wasn't entirely joking about the Young Conservatives, these would have been the freaky, misfit, Tory Boy Lites that would have been activists, canvassers, assistants or researchers for local MPs for a few years until they moved on, got laid or got selected to stand in an unwinnable seat to pay their dues & maybe get a one with a chance next time.. Instead they've managed to skip the whole 'learning how things work' stage and jump straight to ruining people's lives for real.