Looks like my vote is going to Labour, then. Not with any great enthusiasm, but still.
Meanwhile in Wales, our First Minister has lost a no confidence vote.
I had a quick look. Seems that his party have a razor thin majority, two members were off sick so the opposition had a vote of no confidence which he lost.
Oh dear, another Tory on a chicken run!
This time it's the party chair, Richard Holden. Liked blethering on about being proud to serve North West Durham, but that constituency is disappearing.
Fortunately, just to the south, Dehenna Davison is jacking it in from Bishop Auckland. An opening for Holden, who's so proud to serve a Co Drham seat!
Aah, no: Bishop is not likely to stay Tory...
So, Holden is trying to sod off to a safe seat. In, initially, that well-known part of Co Durham, Northamptonshire South, then that other part of Co Durham, Central Suffolk and Ipswich North...He's already been told to sod off elsewhere on Durham by the Tories in Basildon and Billericay, but Sunak has insisted that he is allowed to stand in Co Durham in the constituency of...Basildon and Billericay.
Such a proud representative of Co Durham.
Lots of gammons and Tory MPs posting their outrage that French customs officers checked the passports of the parachutists that landed in Normandy as part of the commemorations.
They hate us for saving them, an insult to the memory of the brave British troops, Cowardly surrender monkeys etc.
So not controlling their sovereign borders then?
Not in that order. The vote was called some days ago and, on the day, two members called off sick.
Stroud is my home town. Yes, it's weird.
I'm now living in the new South Cotswold constituency, which last time I looked was predicted to be a narrow Con hold, but I see is now predicted as a Lib Dem gain. Excellent.
My constituency is what is now Maidstone and Malling, which since forever has been solid brown-shirted blue with the Tories polling around 60% in previous elections. Current polling has them neck and neck with Labour in the mid-30s, which is extraordinary. Lose the fascists of central Kent and you've lost the country.
Having West Malling in Maidstone and Malling as a boundary change does make sense to me as West Malling and Tonbridge always seem quite separate (and East Malling is definitely within Maidstone's orbit).
I just realised that Sunak called the election when he did because of the D-Day stuff.
ETA: From his speech: "“We cannot possibly hope to repay that debt but we can and we must pledge never to forget.”"
You mean like forgetting why we have the ECHR and ECtHR?
And the EU.
Lots of gammons and Tory MPs posting their outrage that French customs officers checked the passports of the parachutists that landed in Normandy as part of the commemorations.
They hate us for saving them, an insult to the memory of the brave British troops, Cowardly surrender monkeys etc.
So not controlling their sovereign borders then?