I don't understand your objection to the word "in." I am moving along "in" my spaceship relative to local stuff around me. I throw a ball up and it comes straight down. That is my experiment "in" my inertial frame. If I were "in" an accelerating frame it would not come straight down.
That makes no sense at all. If by "in" a frame you mean "at rest in", then the ball would not come back down, it would bounce off the inside of your ship.
If I show you two maps of the earth that use different projections, which one are you "in"?
.... which is basically what I said earlier (and that you disagreed with then).
If the universe is rotating "around Phobos," then there's an axis that goes through Phobos, and some physical phenomena depend on distance from Phobos.
Nope. Not one physical phenomenon depends on that distance - not if we're talking about the universe we actually live in, at least (which
is rotating around Phobos in some set of frames).
By your own admission, if we set up such a system (formally), we find that the distance cancels out. This is exactly what Occam said could be ignored -- entities (in this case, "the distance to the axis through Phobos) that are not necessary for understanding should not be multiplied.
It's impossible to set up a coordinate system in which there are no distances that cancel out. But anyway, I never claimed the Phobocentric coordinates are the simplest ones to describe the large scale structure of the observable part of our universe.
I would also point out that the hypothesis that the universe is revolving around Phobos involves at least three free parameters that have no effect on any of our calculations -- two in the orientation of the axis, and one in the rotational speed. Again, Occam suggests that free parameters with no effect should be discarded.
All frames contain free parameters - an infinite number of them, actually.
Occam's razor therefore tells us that the hypothesis that the universe is revolving around Phobos is not parsimonious and can be rejected.
No, it tells us absolutely nothing of the kind. It's completely useless for deciding this question, actually - because what you refer to as a "hypothesis" is no such thing, since it's completely equivalent to the "hypothesis" that the universe is
not revolving around Phobos. (Again, let me make clear that I am talking about different choices of frame in the same universe.)