angrysoba
Philosophile
Funnily enough, I've read Swift. If you get kicks from pretending you're being amusing to an imaginary audience as you insult other posters, you crack on. But you're no Swift![]()
I never said I was Swift. My point was that there are social conventions in language use which seem to fly way under your radar and you have just proved that again. If you find my posts difficult to comprehend then I would have thought Swift to be way out of your league; but perhaps you are fascinated by his true-life travels in far away lands populated by little people and I shouldn’t destroy your fantasy. As for my imaginary audience I seem to remember that it was you who started using the “dear reader” gambit that I returned back to you. [Aside] Could it be that our jiggerqua is projecting a little, dear reader?[/Aside]
Of course, what you *meant* is clear to you. To imagine it is then clear to someone else suggests an autistic spectrum disorder. By the by, you keep using the word 'irony'. I realise language develops through the common uptake of mistakes, but that word doesn't mean what you appear to think it means.
Now, it's clear that you're not the kind of adult I'd have round my dinner table for conversation, so I'm going to graciously permit you the last word. Let's see if you can manage a post that isn't offensive.
It is indeed gracious of you, though you do say it yourself, to permit me the last word. However I think the lady doth project too much in saying that I am being offensive while calling me autistic.
Well, being Aspergian I give myself a little more leeway in that regard.
It would be graceless of me to say that that really explains a lot, so I won’t but will instead settle with pointing out that you have accused me from the get-go of being offensive, then of playing to an audience and now of being autistic when the whole time you were all three! I mean, I really try hard to avoid clichés like the plague but it is raining pots and kettles around here!
Furthermore, it is the case that that particular 'delusion' (that others will necessarily have access to the contents of your mind) is one of the key indicators of autistic spectrum 'disorders'. The point needed to be made, I'm not sure what makes it a 'cheap' point, but it was made in a post where I'm clearly withdrawing from an exchange that had been cheapened down to a value of approximately zero.
There was no need for you to have access to the contents of my mind to understand what I wrote in plain English. I have even received a PM from another poster who said that what I meant was perfectly clear and we discussed, privately, whether you were trolling or thick.
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