Funny article on Cracked

[Ts4EVER]

Most of you are probably familiar with Cracked.com, but in case you missed it:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/ghost-hunting-in-worlds-creepiest-haunted-house/

Short version: two writers visit a purportedly haunted house after taking an online course in quackery and soon enough, hilarity ensues!

 

[Sledge]

My first thought on seeing your thread title was "Well, yeah. There's a load of them, mostly written by Seanbaby."

 

[Tomtomkent]

Does John die at the end...?

 

[Sledge]

No one questions the Punchmaster!
*PUNCH*

 

[Vortigern99]

My eyes are watering from all the giggling. That is some funny, funny stuff.

The online course suggested that I bring divination tools to help with the job: "Among your list of things to carry for house cleaning are white sage, white or purple candles, and sea salt." I had exactly none of those things. But it also suggested bringing "any other things you feel comfortable using," and I had plenty of those. Ultimately, I brought a football and a PS2 controller, as well as a broom, but only because I thought I might look like a more well-rounded person to the spirits if I pretended I wasn't afraid of manual labor.
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The house is incredibly creepy, too: what other house in existence, anywhere in the world, has been untouched since 1959, including all the furniture and knick-knacks present when a murder-suicide occurred? Bizarre doesn't begin to describe it.