Freeman on the land in deep doo doo

[Normal Dude]

Chrisco faces multiple felony counts of burglary and unlawful sexual contact. He was arrested last summer a few days after a woman using a portable toilet at a Boulder yoga festival noticed something moving in the tank and then saw a feces-stained man emerge from the toilet and run away.

He crawled into a porta potty sewage tank and was in there for 2 days watching women go to the bathroom.

While he regrets the decision to climb in the toilet tank, he said he enjoyed it. "I thought, 'This is really amazing; I've been blessed and anointed by the makers of life,'" Chrisco said.

He got anointed by the makers of life all right. For two whole days I hear.

 

[bikerdruid]

Dude, you should have this moved to CT with the other FOTL goodies. Maybe Menard will show up to defend this Pooping Tom.

 

[akama1]

If I understand it correctly, there is a mind-bending amount of porn available on the internet today. What sort of loose wires do you have to have throwing sparks in your head to want to hide in a Porta-Pottie to get your rocks off by watching girls go to the bathroom?

"...blessed and annointed by the makers of life?" Is that what you call it when a girl pees on your head?

I'm no psychiatrist, but this guy might have more wrong with him that just the FOTL bug...

Not in his defense, but as much as I like porn, I prefer a to chat to a sexy clothed chick in real life to porn on the intertubes, I understand the preference of real vs web, no matter what the fetish. His issue is instead of paying a professional to forfill his fetish, he cheapens out (as FMOL do) and sexually harasses people instead.

It is not the pooping on that freaks me out (not my cup of tea, but between 2 concenting adults I don't care), it is what the hell did he eat whilst down there for two days

 

[Halcyon Dayz]

I just hope he stays downwind.

 

[timhau]

It is not the pooping on that freaks me out (not my cup of tea, but between 2 concenting adults I don't care), it is what the hell did he eat whilst down there for two days

Actually, it's not the eating that bugs me. You can go two days without eating, but you do have to get something to drink.

 

[deeper]

Not in his defense, but ...... I understand the preference of real vs web, no matter what the fetish.

Yeah, good for him, living the Freeman dream.

 

[akama1]

Yeah, good for him, living the Freeman dream.

Seeing he took an Illegal option over any Legal option, I say he is living the freeman dream spectacularly

Actually, it's not the eating that bugs me. You can go two days without eating, but you do have to get something to drink.

Wait, Bear Grylls is wrong

 

[Gazpacho]

Usually sovereign citizens are motivated either by deliberate fraud or a misguided belief that they are being **** upon by the system. Mr. Crisco here has to be the first one asserting his natural right to be **** upon.

 

[Howie Felterbush]

It is not the pooping on that freaks me out (not my cup of tea, but between 2 concenting adults I don't care), it is what the hell did he eat whilst down there for two days

I heard he survived on peanuts and corn.

 

[timhau]

I suspect his diet included a whole lot of Mämmi.

 

[Alareth]

If you search his other videos we learn that all Serbian women are *********** sluts that won't talk to men (I kind of think he is confused about what slut means)

A whore sleeps with anyone, a slut sleeps with anyone but you.

 

[roger]

Not in his defense, but as much as I like porn, I prefer a to chat to a sexy clothed chick in real life to porn on the intertubes, I understand the preference of real vs web, no matter what the fetish. His issue is instead of paying a professional to forfill his fetish, he cheapens out (as FMOL do) and sexually harasses people instead.

It is not the pooping on that freaks me out (not my cup of tea, but between 2 concenting adults I don't care), it is what the hell did he eat whilst down there for two days

I don't think he stayed in there for 48 hours - just that he did this for 2 days (climbed in in the morning, left at night, got back in the next day).

It's not the watching that bothers me, everybody has their own kink (I'm not excusing the nonconsensual nature of it) it's that he actually climbed into the tank and ended up getting covered with the sewage. And stayed there. And felt blessed.

 

[roger]

As an aside, I'm disappointed that this was moved to the conspiracy forum. I highlighted the FOTL aspect for humor value - I do not at all think the desire to swim in sewage has anything to do with being FOTL, or vice versa. There is no conspiracy in this story.

 

[Dave Rogers]

As an aside, I'm disappointed that this was moved to the conspiracy forum. I highlighted the FOTL aspect for humor value - I do not at all think the desire to swim in sewage has anything to do with being FOTL, or vice versa. There is no conspiracy in this story.

I suspect it was moved more because of the similarity between the Conspiracy Theories forum and the idea of voluntarily swimming around in sewage.

Dave

 

[tsig]

I don't think he stayed in there for 48 hours - just that he did this for 2 days (climbed in in the morning, left at night, got back in the next day).

It's not the watching that bothers me, everybody has their own kink (I'm not excusing the nonconsensual nature of it) it's that he actually climbed into the tank and ended up getting covered with the sewage. And stayed there. And felt blessed.

When I was in the USAF a friend of mine always said about a pretty girl that he'd eat a mile of her crap just to see where it came from, I never expected to encounter it in RL.

 

[cwalner]

For most of us, 2 days in a sewage tank would be worse than whatever they sentence him to.

This was exactly my initial response as well (especially with the bit about him complaining about the conditions in the jail), but I came to the party too late to post it first.

 

[fuelair]

Awesome.

Agreed! I think "Pooping Tom" will become a legitimate classic phrase!!!!! Howie did good!!

 

[roger]

I suspect it was moved more because of the similarity between the Conspiracy Theories forum and the idea of voluntarily swimming around in sewage.

Dave

I stand corrected.

 

[ComfySlippers]

As an aside, I'm disappointed that this was moved to the conspiracy forum. I highlighted the FOTL aspect for humor value - I do not at all think the desire to swim in sewage has anything to do with being FOTL, or vice versa. There is no conspiracy in this story.

As FOTL-Waffle is, in itself, pure sewerage I think this is the correct place

Also, as he is using FOTL-Waffle tactics in his legal defence, the story deserves to live amongst the other FOTL-Waffle threads so that I don't miss yet another opportunity to laugh at FOTL-Wafflers

 

[roger]

As FOTL-Waffle is, in itself, pure sewerage I think this is the correct place

Also, as he is using FOTL-Waffle tactics in his legal defence, the story deserves to live amongst the other FOTL-Waffle threads so that I don't miss yet another opportunity to laugh at FOTL-Wafflers

I don't come to this forum, and neither do a lot of other posters. Because of that, I claim some ignorance to what belongs in this forum. Since when is FOTL a conspiracy? That Conspiracists sometimes advocate for FOTL does not mean that FOTL is a claim of a conspiracy. But whatever, I'm derailing my own thread, and I don't care all that much.