Fox Sues Al Franken...

Valley_girl said:
Fox News is beyond idiotic. I just sent the following email to that moron O'Reilly:

Bill -

I am sitting here in my office chair which was previously off-balance and a dark maroon color. This color did not go with the rest of my fair-colored office. Fortunately, it's been fixed and re-upholstered, so it's now "fair and balanced".

I usually go to the gym at lunch. I work out on the stationary bikes that are not used for the spinning classes. You could say that I work out in the "no spin zone" .

I guess I had better sign off now, I have to write a report for work. It is referred to as a written exercise, or "W.E.". Does it seem fair that I must, on such short notice, write this "W.E." report? You decide.

When do I get my lawsuit? :-)

Now that's funny. :roll:
 
hgc said:
Comedy, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. And it in no way precludes maliciousness.
No more mailicious than O'Rilley, IMHO.

Sorry, the "legitamite satire" line was probably prompted by a previous conversation I've had about Ann Coulter's more outlandish statements (i.e. pretty much everything she writes) being satire, which I didn't get at all.
 
What I find most amusing about this (and the field from which to pick is rife) is that they go to all this trouble about the title, but don't have anything to say about Bill O'Reilly's picture being on the cover of a book called "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them".
 
I didn't read the whole post or the news story, so I apologize if it's been mentioned already. But what I found hilarious about this whole Fox News vs. Al Franken situation is how Al's book was doing miserably sales-wise until Fox News decided to sue. The publicity made sales skyrocket. I'll have to remember to piss Fox News off if I ever decide to write a book!
 
Jude said:
I didn't read the whole post or the news story, so I apologize if it's been mentioned already. But what I found hilarious about this whole Fox News vs. Al Franken situation is how Al's book was doing miserably sales-wise until Fox News decided to sue. The publicity made sales skyrocket. I'll have to remember to piss Fox News off if I ever decide to write a book!
It is not too surprising that sales are poor, since the book is not due to be released until September 22. There are a few authors (like J. K. Rowling and H. R. Clinton) who do well in advance sales, but that is the exception rather than the rule.

I am a BIG fan of Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot so I will certainly buy Liars..., but I admit, I would have not known about its imminent release without Fox (and these boards). Thanks, guys.
 
Selected Gems From the Fox News Complaint Against Franken:

… Fox News [Network], the owner and operator of the world famous Fox News Channel ("FNC"), is the owner of a federal trademark registration in the mark "Fair & Balanced". Fox News has used the mark "Fair & Balanced", sometimes depicted as "Fair and Balanced", (the "Trademark") to distinguish and brand FNC's distinctive method of newsgathering and reporting since its well-publicized launch in October 1996. "Fair & Balanced" has been a registered trademark of Fox News since December 22, 1998. Fox News has made continuous use of the Trademark since 1996, and the mark has become a signature slogan of FNC.
Fox News employs a variety of on-air news personalities to give FNC its distinctive, number-one rated position in the national cable news marketplace. Prominent among those news personalities is Bill O'Reilly ("O'Reilly"), who is the host of cable television news's number-one rated program "The O'Reilly Factor." ...

Penguin, through its imprint, EP Dutton ("Dutton"), plans to publish "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right," written by Franken (the "Book"), on September 22, 2003... The preliminary cover of the Book (the "Preliminary Cover"), which is on display, among other places, in advertisements for the Internet sale of advance copies of the Book and on defendant Franken's official web site, prominently features Fox News' trademark "Fair and Balanced" as well as a photograph of O'Reilly in what appears to be the FNC television studio...

Defendants' intent in using the Trademark in this unauthorized fashion is clear -- they seek to exploit Fox News' trademark, confuse the public as to the origin of the book, and accordingly, boost sales of the Book. This behavior constitutes willful trademark infringement...

Moreover, since Franken's reputation as a politicial commentator is not of the same caliber as the stellar reputations of FNC's on-air talent, any association between Franken and Fox News is likely to blur or tarnish Fox News' distinctive mark...
FNC was launched in October 1996. From the time of its launch until the present, FNC has been dedicated to presenting news in what it believes to be an unbiased fashion, eschewing ideological or political affiliation and allowing the viewer to reach his or her own conclusions about the news. FNC was created as a specific alternative to what its founders perceived as a liberal bias in the American media...

FNC's balanced approach to reporting the news has become extremely popular and FNC is now the most watched 24-hour news network in the nation... Indeed, during the 2003 war in Iraq, FNC was the most watched cable news source for up-to-the-minute news. According to "Advertising Age" magazine, FNC is "the biggest cable winner" and its "grip on the crown seems even tighter now." ...

Currently, "The O'Reilly Factor" is the most popular program on FNC. "The O'Reilly Factor" bills itself as a "No Spin Zone" and the goal of the program is to present the audience with the straight facts while allowing the audience to reach its own conclusions about the news...

O'Reilly himself has become a national celebrity and one of America's most trusted sources of news and information. He is inextricably linked with Fox News and the "Fair and Balanced" trademark in the minds of the viewing public...
To reflect its unique approach to the reporting of news, FNC adopted the slogan "Fair and Balanced," along with the phrase "We Report, You Decide" at the time of the network's inception...

On April 23, 1997, Fox News applied to the United States Patent and Trademark Office for a trademark in the phrase "Fair & Balanced" for "entertainment services in the nature of production and distribution of television news programs." On December 22, 1998, Fox News' trademark in "Fair & Balanced" was registered on the PTO's Principal Register. Since then, Fox News has also obtained a registration on the Principal Register in "Fair. Balanced. Unafraid." in connection with neckties.
Since 1997, Fox News has expended $61 million and thousands of hours in promoting and advertising its brand, including the "Fair and Balanced" mark. These marketing efforts have global reach...

In addition, Fox News has developed merchandise for sale that includes the "Fair and Balanced" logo... [a] Fox News mug contains the phrase "Balance is Important in News and Hot Coffee." There is also a "Fair and Balanced" necktie available for sale on the Fox News web site in a number of colors...
Defendants use of the Trademark in the Book is likely to cause confusion among the public about whether Fox News has authorized or endorsed the Book...

Indeed, as Franken admitted during [a recent Los Angeles book expo], the "Fair and Balanced" trademark was, in fact, used on the preliminary cover of the Book for the express intention of capitalizing on FNC's reputation...

Franken has recently been described as a "C-level political commentator" who is "increasingly unfunny." Franken has physically accosted Fox News personalities in the past, and was reported to have appeared either intoxicated or deranged as he flew into a rage near a table of Fox News personalities at a press correspondents' dinner in April 2003. Franken is neither a journalist nor a television news personality. He is not a well-respected voice in American politics; rather, he appears to be shrill and unstable. His views lack any serious depth or insight. Franken is commonly perceived as having to trade off of the name recognition of others in order to make money. One commentator has referred to Franken as a "parasite" for attempting to trade off of Fox News' brand and O'Reilly's fame in the Preliminary Cover of his Book...

As a result of Defendants' actions, Fox News is irreparably harmed...

(source: Salon Online Magazine)
 
I just checked Amazon.com. Guess what the number one seller is right now?


It's him, Al Franken.
 
headscratcher4 said:
Defendants use of the Trademark in the Book is likely to cause confusion among the public about whether Fox News has authorized or endorsed the Book...

Yeah. A FOX viewer that picks up a Franken book talking about the "lying right" thinks it has something to do with FOX News isn't confused, that viewer is ...... of course, "Bullworth" was on F/X this afternoon. That killed my clever irony quota for this week.

One commentator has referred to Franken as a "parasite" for attempting to trade off of Fox News' brand and O'Reilly's fame in the Preliminary Cover of his Book...
I wonder which one. (I really do)
As a result of Defendants' actions, Fox News is irreparably harmed...

Most likely true.
 
Does anyone else think this downright Orwellian?

Fox co-opts the phrase "Fair and balanced" as a description for what they do (in true newspeak fashion), precisely counter to the English meaning of the words, and then attempts to use force to control the phrase's use?

It's called The Big Lie.

I'm ordering Al's book today.
 
The Bad Astronomer said:
What I find most amusing about this (and the field from which to pick is rife) is that they go to all this trouble about the title, but don't have anything to say about Bill O'Reilly's picture being on the cover of a book called "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them".

I thought you couldn't sue for libel in the US if it was true.
 
Mr Manifesto said:


I thought you couldn't sue for libel in the US if it was true.

You can sue. Truth is an affirmative defense that has to be shown by the defendant. Such a suit would open the door for Franken's lawyers to use the court to point out O'Reilly's lies. To do so they would be afforded discovery, of course, which means depositions and document requests. Total circus and the effective end of any privacy O'Reilly ever had.
 
Suddenly said:


You can sue. Truth is an affirmative defense that has to be shown by the defendant. Such a suit would open the door for Franken's lawyers to use the court to point out O'Reilly's lies.

The Oscar Wilde Lesson. :eek:
 
From Joe Conason's column in Salon....

Aug. 15, 2003 | Fair, balanced, and all-American
In case you don't already know, Aug. 15 has been declared Fair and Balanced Day by freedom-loving bloggers everywhere, in response to the morally unfair and mentally unbalanced nuisance lawsuit brought by Fox News against Al Franken and his publisher. (Even the Wall Street Journal editorial page, print edition, is mocking Rupert Murdoch's lackeys for behaving like fools. Well argued, Mr. Gigot.) Among the scores of F-and-B Day entries on the Web, my favorite so far is Neal Pollack's tale of a passionate blackout encounter with a certain weepy, litigious blowhard. Nitpicker dissects Bill O'Reilly's hilarious defense of the lawsuit that he apparently engineered, much to Franken's profit. And it wouldn't be F-and-B Day without the other Roger Ailes ("More Fair and Balanced Than That Other Motherf-----"). Celebrate the occasion and consult the expanding collection of entries compiled by Blah3, and be patient while the page loads. America is the land of free speech, Bill: Love it or leave it.
 
What did you expect from those liberals at the Wall Street Journal?
And its good to know the North Koreans aren't lacking for skin cream and beauty products. Can do wonders for a lack of food in the diet.
 

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