Forget Heather Has Two Mommies

[Upchurch]

According to the best selling children's book All democrats are on welfare and want to kill your Teddy- yes, yes they are.

Why do Democrats want to kill my wife's lingerie?

 

[LawnOven]

Why do Democrats want to kill my wife's lingerie?

Because objectifying women is against the law in liberland.

 

[Upchurch]

Because objectifying women is against the law in liberland.

um, okay.


Is it wrong that I think that is actually a really good answer to my question?

 

[KingMerv00]

um, okay.


Is it wrong that I think that is actually a really good answer to my question?

Yes it is wrong to think so...keep your laws off their bodies fascist!!!

 

[LawnOven]

um, okay.


Is it wrong that I think that is actually a really good answer to my question?

I know, and I wish I could take credit for it too, but the truth is, I prayed to St. Limbaugh for the answer- blessed be his holy name, may his guiding light shine down upon us all.

It cost me though; I had to promise to subscribe to his newsletter.

 

[hammegk]

Are all democrats on welfare?

Mostly the ones that vote early and vote often.

 

[Upchurch]

Why does hammegk hate Mommy?

 

[bluess]

Because mommy evolved from an ape.

 

[Snide]

THIS is going to be the top controversial book of the year!

Except it's not new.

 

[Upchurch]

Why does Snide hate Bruce?

 

[RandFan]

Mommy wants government to treat adults like children.

 

[Upchurch]

Mommy wants government to treat adults like children.

Yeah, but have you met adults? Many of them act like children, especially in large groups.

 

[RandFan]

Yeah, but have you met adults? Many of them act like children, especially in large groups.

Oh I agree, it's just that the more you treat them like children the more they act like children IMO.

 

[thaiboxerken]

Daddy wants to convince us that global warming isn't happening.

 

[Bruce]

Daddy wants to convince us that global warming isn't happening.

Mommy's just upset because she wants to live in New York, California, or one of those other "blue" states that will be under water someday.

 

[thaiboxerken]

Daddy think that the government should make you and your friends pray to jesus.

 

[Upchurch]

Daddy think that the government should make you and your friends pray to jesus.

But have you ever noticed that is only when Daddy has been on "business" trips with "Uncle" Richard?

 

[thaiboxerken]

Daddy thinks that cousins Brad shouldn't marry his buddy Reynoldo.
Why does daddy wear sheets on his head?

 

[Tailgater]

Mommy thinks organizations that support adults touching you in private places are ok.

This thread is headed for the humor forum.

 

[Bruce]

This thread is headed for the humor forum.

If this thread belongs in Humor, then all of Politics belongs in Humor.