For or against partial birth abortions?

TragicMonkey said:
I think the question is, how do you know the bounciness of eyeballs?!

...But you're not going to question how I know the best way to prepare Baby-Eye Soup? :)
 
Cleon said:
Better idea--I dunno if you know this, but eyeballs are really bouncy. You can market them as Baby Blue Super Balls!

Eyeballs are not bouncy they tend to squish too much
 
You guys are a couple of sick puppies and are surely going to go to Hell when you die.

Unless you're just kidding...
 
BPSCG said:
You guys are a couple of sick puppies and are surely going to go to Hell when you die.
But I'm not going to die that's the entire point.

BPSCG said:
Unless you're just kidding...
I thought having a sense og humour was a mortal sin.
 
BPSCG said:
You guys are a couple of sick puppies and are surely going to go to Hell when you die.

Unless you're just kidding...

Sick? Yes.

Going to Hell? Probably not.
 
varwoche said:
And what about Eraserhead?
Oh, jeeze...

Actually, I once wrote something suggesting the movie was in fact about abortion.
  • Henry and the other characters live in a depressing, soul-less, industrial world;
  • Constant blurring of distinction between something's being alive or not, for example:
    - When his girlfriend's mother mentions "the baby" for the first time, the girlfriend says "Oh, mother, the doctors don't even know if it is a baby!" (is it really a person...?);
    - Girlfriend's father telling Henry about how his arm is "dead";
    - Girlfriend's grandmother sitting in the corner of the kitchen, looks like she's dead, but she's puffing on a cigarette.
    - Roast chicken on the dinner table moving its legs.
  • The Radiator Lady singing "In Heaven, everything is fine" (compared to the hell on earth where everything is dead); at one point, what looks like ping-pong ball-sized sperms come falling from the ceiling, and she crushes them under her foot;
  • Girlfriend moves out, leaving Henry behind with the baby (abdicating her responsibility to the baby);
  • Henry's head bored out to make erasers (symbolic of forgetfulness, the only way he can maintain his sanity in an insane world);
  • When the baby appears to be ill and feverish, Henry snips off what appears to be its diaper in an attempt to make it more comfortable; he doesn't realize the "diaper" is actually part of the baby, and he's unwittingly killing it - doesn't understand he's taking a life.
  • Once the baby is dead, the Radiator Lady comes out and embraces Henry; he's going to Heaven now that he's killed the baby, with no memory of what he's done.
My take on it could be entirely crazy, but I'd love to hear other interpretations. If you haven't seen it, this is a nightmarish move, like a hallucinating fever dream.
 
There have been 12 votes casted. How many for the slaughter of innocent babies? 12! How can you skeptics live with yourselves? Did you know that hundreds of thousands if not millions of babies are killed each year? Secularism at it's best.
 
1inChrist said:
There have been 12 votes casted. How many for the slaughter of innocent babies? 12! How can you skeptics live with yourself? Did you know that hundreds of thousands if not millions of babies are killed each year? Secularism at it's best.

We saved the serious debate for the thread started by BPSCG. We decided you weren't serious in this thread because you worded your poll question in a foolish manner. If you are sincerely interested in other people's opinions on abortion, go check out that thread. This one has attained the degree of silliness it deserves.
 
1inChrist said:
Did you know that hundreds of thousands if not millions of babies are killed each year?

Oh yeah? Name one. Just one. Name, birthday, and social security number. Actually, I'd settle for just two of the above.

On a semi-serious note...Have you bothered to check out
BPSCG's laudable attempt to turn your troll into a serious discussion?
 
TragicMonkey said:
Yes, but if you vote the wrong way, you will be aborted. And possibly used as soup-stock!

*sigh* Just the eyes, you know. We have different--but equally scrumptious--uses for the rest.
 
Cleon said:
*sigh* Just the eyes, you know. We have different--but equally scrumptious--uses for the rest.
Actually I use the blood for bathing, not consumption - though it is tasty.;)
 
Howzabout "Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!"

or "Kill 'Em All, Ket God Sort 'Em Out!"

Michael
 
Tmy said:
Whats the difference if its a Partial Birth abortion??

For me it depends on how old the fetus is. You draw a line and say no abortions after this age. Whether the feet are hangin out of mom or not is really irrelevent.

It's just what it's name implies. The baby is "crowned" and they crack open the skull and suck the brains out. Then dismantle the baby one piece at a time.

I think the procedure is extremely brutal. I believe we should be free but can not see how anyone can do that.

They say the ban was struck down because it doesn't consider the woman's health. At this point in the pregnancy what condition would this procedure be needed? Does anyone here know?

BTW, I refuse to vote on the poll due to the wording and what it implies. I do wonder why we even debate this when God kills innocent children. He destroyed two cities (Not even going to attempt to spell them) on the basis of sin. Do we assume those two cities were void of any children? Innocent Women? Innocent Men?

The only family in the city worth saving is one old man, his wife, and two daughters. His wife goes against God's will and is turned into condiments, but the old guy goes off and has incest.
 
merphie said:
BTW, I refuse to vote on the poll due to the wording and what it implies.
Get thee to my much better poll on the same topic, also on this forum (even though it has practically nothing to do with the 2004 Presidential election). Coffee and Danish for mom and dad, hot dogs and Cokes for the kids!*

*Provided you haven't cracked their skulls open and sucked their brains out. Void where prohibited. Offer void in sectors R and M.
 

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