Food! Beer! Intelligent Design Bashing!

I'm confused, will there be intelligent bashing of design or ID bashing?
 
you know they never hold church services in a pub.

Being a skeptic is nice.
 
I'm already meeting someone from the cold north this weekend.

It's not a skepchick though ...
 
I wonder if skeptics would attend a church service that serves beer???? Hmmm. Probably not since the wine bar church thing has been done to death and that doesn't seem to work.

glenn:boxedin:
 
Anyway, I don't drink alcohol, but I can't resist a good skeptical gathering, and it turns out I'm not doing anything else that day.

However, I'm not sure it would be worth the 2+ hour car trip. Any other motivational arguments anyone can come up with? (besides "Argument from Presence of Rebecca". As powerful as that argument may be, it might not be quite enough.)
 
I used to be a "tour guide" in Windsor CT. In Colonial times church services lasted ALL DAY (it was really more town meeting and church). However, for 2 hours in the middle of the day there was a break where everyone went across the street to the tavern and had lunch and basically got wasted enough to make it through the afternoon.

I attened this same church, and suggested that we have a beer break for especially long services. Unfortunatly the pub was now the historic society headquarters. Bummer. They also killed a witch, which would also make a nice change of services, but somehow the permits could not be obtained.
 
kittynh said:
Unfortunatly the pub was now the historic society headquarters. Bummer.
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What's wrong with BYOB?
They also killed a witch, which would also make a nice change of services, but somehow the permits could not be obtained.
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Red tape finally has a positive feature!

"In order to burn a witch, you must fill out Form WB-1. The Fire Marshal must approve your fire containment plan and he'll have to sign here, here, and here. You must also have a statement notarized by representatives of three major religions stating that the alleged witch is a witch. One of those religion must be non-mainstream, and another Wican. Good luck with the last. After that, you must present your plan to the Board of Selectmen at one of their special, executive meetings -- alternate Tuesdays, in months with names not containing 'y' or 'a', from 3 until 4 p.m. in Room 107. Unless the date of such a Tuesday is a prime number, in which case it's in Room 111. To supplement form WB-1 you must also supply statements from four victims the alleged witch turned into newts, after they got better, of course. These must be on properly filled-out forms IWTIANBIGB-2. Good luck with that, the last person to try is still trying to figure out the instructions. You can read Aramaic when it's written in a Cyrillic font, can't you? I know I can't and I have four PhDs. Where was I... oh yes, and then you must provide a notarized bill of lading from a weigh station certify the alleged witch weighs less than a duck. The duck must also apperar to testify. You must provide the interpretter. And after that is done there's form R'LYEH-infinity..."
 
Wowbagger said:
Anyway, I don't drink alcohol, but I can't resist a good skeptical gathering, and it turns out I'm not doing anything else that day.

However, I'm not sure it would be worth the 2+ hour car trip. Any other motivational arguments anyone can come up with? (besides "Argument from Presence of Rebecca". As powerful as that argument may be, it might not be quite enough.)
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You won't be in Purchase?
 
I thought it was a Friday?

Im confused and will probably be at a Boston pub all by myself wondering why the bar tender is asking me for ID. I'll tell him I'm AGAINST ID and get in a big fight when he won't serve me a beer.

Oh, in Windsor they hung they witch. But they did dunk her in the river first! I wanted to recreated the dunking stool for Easter. Kids would enjoy having something to do besides hunting eggs.
 
kittynh said:
I thought it was a Friday?
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It's Saturday. Can you still make it?
rebecca said:
SATURDAY, July 22, 2006 at noon o'clock
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kittynh said:
Oh, in Windsor they hung they witch. But they did dunk her in the river first! I wanted to recreated the dunking stool for Easter. Kids would enjoy having something to do besides hunting eggs.
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Patron:But she's a witch!
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: Yeah, but she's our witch, so cut her the h*ll down.
-- "Firefly" episode "Safe"
 
Beady, OK, but you are charged with taking some cruise photos! So rest up your camera finger!!!
 
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