Fix national debt; sell Canada

Rob Lister said:
But what to do about Alberta?
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Well, if you buy Canada you get her, slums and all! :D

I am figuring that if you haven't a solution for Alberta, you are going to be in a heap of trouble when you see what is lurking over there in Newfyland! :p
 
Is that $450,000 Canadian? That's, what, $143.73 US, no?
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Hmm, let's see: Canadians, Canadians... they're a hearty people, hard working. Good at hockey. I like their beer. They don't seem to complain very much, and they have some good comedians.

Yes, I believe this is a wise investment. Where can I get one?

PS: I only want one from the English-speaking provinces. None of those snooty Quebecois and their "vive le Quebec" malarkey.
 
Canadians are like the space aliens they encountered sometimes on Star Trek. The kind that looked human, and acted human, and lulled you into thinking they're all perfectly normal, and then suddenly they do something bizarre like hatch from eggs or worship a tree or sleep with Kirk and seem to enjoy it.

In Canada's case, if you think they're just like politer paler Americans, wrap your monkey brains around this: ketchup flavoured potato chips.

I know! Crazy, eh?
 
TragicMonkey said:
Canadians are like the space aliens they encountered sometimes on Star Trek. The kind that looked human, and acted human, and lulled you into thinking they're all perfectly normal, and then suddenly they do something bizarre like hatch from eggs or worship a tree or sleep with Kirk and seem to enjoy it.

In Canada's case, if you think they're just like politer paler Americans, wrap your monkey brains around this: ketchup flavoured potato chips.

I know! Crazy, eh?
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Pah. For sissies. The vinegar flavoured ones are much better. :mad:
 
Yum - I love salt & vinegar flavoured chips, and dill pickle flavoured chips :)
 
:D

"We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal."

Damn Canadians. I still think we should invade.
 
Best to invade in May or September. You'll want to be quick, too. If you can't get it done between "winter" and "bug season" you'll suffer similar fates to Napoleon and Hitler when they tried a similar trick on Russia.
 
Supercharts said:
The USA stands between Mexico and Canada.
Canada should pay us for protecting their borders.
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The US is needlessly preventing our Mexican allies from entering Canada - hmmmm, I see a class-action suit for billions of dollars here. To the Courts! :D
 
Gord_in_Toronto said:
Pah. For sissies. The vinegar flavoured ones are much better. :mad:
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Salt and vinegar potato chips have made their way down to America, actually. Hell, Tim Hortons, that jewel of Canadian culture, can found as far south as Kentucky.
 
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TragicMonkey said:
There's an ocean between the two.

The US stands between Russia and Canada, if you're talking the nearest route.
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We'll ignore "over the North Pole" because that could lead to serious flamage.

So we'll just have to protect you from Greenland. :cool:
 
UserGoogol said:
Salt and vinegar potato chips have made their way down to America, actually. Hell, Tim Hortons, that jewel of Canadian culture, can found as far south as Kentucky.
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Tim Horton's is an American owned company. Not surprising that they should be building their US business.
 
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