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Feng Shui Underwear

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"If your horoscope is looking a bit worrying for the coming Lunar New Year, a Hong Kong company has just the thing to put it right: feng shui underpants.

The lucky smalls have been designed by Yeung Tin Ming, a master of the ancient Chinese craft of spirit manipulation, or feng shui, and will ward off evil spirits and bring harmony, claims Life Enhance, a company that seeks to bring the wisdom of ancient China to the mass market."

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http://www.bigwhiteguy.com/archive/2005/02/02/feng_shui_underwear/
 
Well.

Any underwear with a dragon on the front is either going to scare off the ladies, or interest them... think I'll buy a pair! :D ;)
 
My current wife, Queen of the Snide Remarque, would surely have an opinion were I to buy a pair.
 
Perhaps Feng Shui men's underwear would solve what is at least my problem, and apparently the problem to a lot of guys on the planet: Crotch itching*. Then we wouldn't have to scratch ourselves there in public, and everyone would be much happier!!

What could be more functional than that, I ask ye. :D


* And to clarify: I'm not talking about anything that's a result of an STD or something. The crotch simply itches several times a day, no matter what kind of underwear, how long it's been since I showered, etc. I blame the pubic hairs myself.
 
Hawk one said:
Perhaps Feng Shui men's underwear would solve what is at least my problem, and apparently the problem to a lot of guys on the planet: Crotch itching*. Then we wouldn't have to scratch ourselves there in public, and everyone would be much happier!!

What could be more functional than that, I ask ye. :D


* And to clarify: I'm not talking about anything that's a result of an STD or something. The crotch simply itches several times a day, no matter what kind of underwear, how long it's been since I showered, etc. I blame the pubic hairs myself.
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Doesn't it matter which way you are facing?
 
Metullus said:
Doesn't it matter which way you are facing?
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Hmm, I think you have a point. I don't know about other guys, but I certainly haven't controlled which direction I'm facing when the groin itch starts.
 
jmercer said:
Well.

Any underwear with a dragon on the front is either going to scare off the ladies, or interest them... think I'll buy a pair! :D ;)
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Look, mate - if I'm going to be on the front of anyone's underwear there are conditions -

i.e. the wearer has to be female and of a certain level of attractiveness, not to say cleanliness.
 
Dragon said:
Look, mate - if I'm going to be on the front of anyone's underwear there are conditions -

i.e. the wearer has to be female and of a certain level of attractiveness, not to say cleanliness.
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Hm.

Well, two out of three ain't bad. :D
 
Seeing as Feng Shui means "Wind Water", I personally want neither in my underwear and certainly not put there by someone else, whatever he is a master of.

Maybe if I consume vast amounts of beans and coffee I can become a Feng Shui underwear master.

:D
 
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