Falwell for President!!

Falwell was born in '33, says WIKI. He'd be 75 if and when inaugurated. That's old.

"On May 30, 2005, USA Today reported Falwell's condition was upgraded from critical to stable and removed him from a ventilator after congestive heart failure."

Plus he made those 9/11 remarks:

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/09/14/Falwell.apology/

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen." (By "this" he meant 9/11)
And old crap still stinks.
 
Stupid little nitpick: I heard Iron Age.

Well, it wasn't the Iron Age for those that wrote the OT (even though it was the iron age for some around them), otherwise iron chariots wouldn't have been such a problem for YHWH.
 
Zod will crush him and all others who stand in his path to glory! All kneel before our future president and eternal ruler, General Zod!
I too have decided to accept Zod as my supreme and eternal ruler. He certainly looks better than most of the other candidates I have seen.

All kneel before Zod!
 

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