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Fake TAM4 Highlights...post yours!

kookbreaker

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1) The running gun battle between the skepchicks and a loose group of slot jockeys near the penny slot machines.

2) Jumping up and shouting "INTERFACE WAR!!" after the 'helpful' suggestions were given when Powerpoint failed for the sixteenth time.

3) Carolyn Porco 'accidently' leaving in the Powerpoint slide detailed Bush's plans for invading Saturn.

4) Gell-Mann inadvertantly discovering a new subatomic particle while lecturing at the podium.

5) The afternoon cookie fight outside the lecture hall during the break.

6) RSLancaster producing the severed head of 'Kaz' at the end of his lecture.
 
The time that JLam spent with all the cool forum people, drinking and having a good time. He definitely wasn't in LA working.
 
The chiropractors' conference at the New Fronteir breaking up because they had "seen the light" and all gone to medical school.
 
My TAM highlight was when Randi brought Uri Geller out in a cage, and we all poked him with sticks relentlessly for hours.
 
Wierd, I thought that was Kevin Trudeau, and with flaming pokers.

Guess it just goes to show how unreliable memory is.
 
When Gell-Mann pronounced that he posts on the JREF forum under the name "Interesting Ian."
 
I think my favourite TAM moment was when Phil Plait ripped off his mask to reveal he was really Richard Hoagland.
 
When Gell-Mann pronounced that he posts on the JREF forum under the name "Interesting Ian."


see people, you can't post stuff that funny or it is going to kill people.

I'm warning you as a moderator.
 
MoeFaux and Gell-Mann - when they disappeared from the Forum Party together, they snuck over to the Frontier to 'Ride the Bull'. Explains why Gell-Mann was using a cane when he left, don't it...???
 


OK, this is too funny for the health and safety of our forum readers.

Plus someone is going to get fired from work because they are going to laugh out loud and the boss will figure out they are here instead of checking the price index in Hong Kong.....
 
I really was looking forward to the UFO. Didn't someone promise us a UFO?

Wait, maybe I missed it?

Did anyone get photos of the UFO? (must have been while I was in the bathroom)
 
I wasn't there, but I astrally projected into the meeting. I was able to determine the following events:

- Pillory showed up and lectured on the importance of scientific imperialicticism and birdflight.

- Hal Bidlack went mad with power again.

- Randi, Adam, Jamie, Penn, and Teller climbed into a suit of robotic battle armor designed by Gell-Mann and defeated a giant firebreathing Uri Geller. The Mythbusters tragically died when Geller exploded with his own hot air, but it was worth it.

- Prophet Yaweh changed his mind and attended after all. As part of a demonstration he summoned a fleet of Martian Death Saucers which blew up the Earth.

- A giant laser was constructed to melt all the evidence for Creationism before the religious nuts got to it. It too blew up the Earth.

- The atheists discussed their plans for world domination yet again. It involved blowing up the Earth.

- Phil Platt blew up every planet in the known universe so astrology would be false. "Every planet" included the Earth.

- Penn was placed in a non-euclidian vault beneath the city of R'lyeh, where he lies dreaming until TAM 5...
 
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My hidden-cam videos of the entire Pajama Party from five different angles can be found here.
 
i was awoken at 2am by kari byron pounding on my hotel room door because she couldn't wait to get married to me. we headed off to the chapel o' love and now her last name is much less flattering.
 
My hidden-cam videos of the entire Pajama Party from five different angles can be found here.

Did you get the part where the girls from the porn convention next door crashed the party? That was the best...
 

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