Face, meet leopard. Leopard, meet face.

[EHocking]

Sorry, but stupid is as stupid does. And he is expert at stupid.

Yabbut, Gump was basically innocent and sincere in word and action.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Have you read the book?

 

[EHocking]

Have you read the book?

Nope. And wondered why the yanks made such a fuss about the film's "profoundness". Ugh.
It was just a silly comedy FFS

 

[The Great Zaganza]

The books are nuts, especially the 2nd one

 

[Pixel42]

Nope. And wondered why the yanks made such a fuss about the film's "profoundness". Ugh.
It was just a silly comedy FFS

I've never seen it, having been put off by the nonsensical "box of chocolates" quote. Like there's ever been a box of chocolates that didn't include a picture and a description of each choccy on the lid or a card. Profound it clearly was not.

 

[JayUtah]

Like there's ever been a box of chocolates that didn't include a picture and a description of each choccy on the lid or a card.

Crunchy Frog.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Nope. And wondered why the yanks made such a fuss about the film's "profoundness". Ugh.
It was just a silly comedy FFS

Same, actually. Simple, oblivious guy stumbles across various events and the humor is about how he doesn't understand the significance of any of them. Sure, he's kind-hearted and generous, but the film still just didn't connect with me.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Crunchy Frog.

Crunchy Whipped Frog

 

[Segnosaur]

Crunchy Frog.

I prefer lark's vomit

 

[Wudang]

I’m stocking up on Spring Surprise for Halloween

 

[Helen]

I've always been partial to a cockroach cluster.

 

[Dabop]

Nope. And wondered why the yanks made such a fuss about the film's "profoundness". Ugh.
It was just a silly comedy FFS

To be sure- compared to far too many yanks- Forrest Gump WAS pretty smart..... (its not exactly a high bar for the populations of some red states after all)
He likely did seem pretty profound and knowledgeable to a good proportion of the public of those states....
LOL

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

Please stop referring to him as Gump.
Compared to the US president, Forrest was a genius (and not just a stable one).

Book Forrest was actually written as very clever, and in morality and manner not too dissimilar to TACO.

 

[Ryan O'Dine]

I see most people missed the subtle profundities of the movie, foremost among which is: ping pong is suave and cool.

Let that percolate in your brain a while, it will open your eyes.

 

[Dabop]

I see most people missed the subtle profundities of the movie, foremost among which is: ping pong is suave and cool.

Let that percolate in your brain a while, it will open your eyes.

 

[EHocking]

I see most people missed the subtle profundities of the movie, foremost among which is: ping pong Wiff Waff is suave and cool.

Let that percolate in your brain a while, it will open your eyes.

FTFY

 

[Mike!]

Crunchy Frog.

"If you took out the bones it wouldn't be crunchy, now would it?"

 

[novaphile]

"If you took out the bones it wouldn't be crunchy, now would it?"

Care for a spring surprise?

 

[Mike!]

Care for a spring surprise?

"When one pops a nice chalky in their mouth, one does not expect to have their cheeks pierced!"

 

[Stacyhs]

Those whom have had thier faces eaten are all in the bus heading straight for Vance. At increasing speed now that Texas Texass and Floriduh are in serious doo doo economically.
The reddest states leading the way on the race to ruin.

FTFY