Face, meet leopard. Leopard, meet face.

[Jack by the hedge]

Checks and balances are for the weak. They're inefficient. Musk will find anything that needs checking or balancing and remove it with his chainsaw.

Say, that reminds me, whatever happened to that guy? He went off on a quest to slash trillions of waste out of government expenditure and it's all gone a bit quiet. By now he should have saved enough that a grateful nation will want to reward him by funding his invasion of Mars.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Maybe they finally realized he's a migrant and an African.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Hey, perhaps his Mars colony can be refuge for white South African farmers.

Tens-of-millions-of-miles-apartheit.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Hey, perhaps his Mars colony can be refuge for white South African farmers.

Tens-of-millions-of-miles-apartheit.

My dream is still for Elonia, Dump, and their entourage of creeps and weirdoes to go found a fascist paradise on Mars or the Moon. Unlikely, I know, and I don't know if a rocket can even get Dump's bulk into orbit, but a dude can dream.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

It's certainly a challenge. He's falcon heavy.

(Yes I know that was Musk's own puerile joke and I feel dirty for stealing it but what the hell.)

 

[Segnosaur]

People are saying the cows have MS-13 tattooed on their udders.

Udderly ridiculous.

Quit trying to milk the situation for laughs.

 

[bruto]

It's certainly a challenge. He's falcon heavy.

(Yes I know that was Musk's own puerile joke and I feel dirty for stealing it but what the hell.)

Maybe that's why he hired a falconer to the cabinet. I think RFK's falconry license has expired, but little legalities are no bar to dreams of flight.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Quit trying to milk the situation for laughs.

You heard the man, we're putting a friesan puns!

 

[Segnosaur]

You heard the man, we're putting a friesan puns!

Don't try to squeeze any more puns in there. You will cheese people off.

 

[surrogate]

Don't try to squeeze any more puns in there. You will cheese people off.

You can't always get your whey.

 

[Segnosaur]

You can't always get your whey.

If you don't cut it out I will hoof it out of here.

Hey someone has to take the bull by the horns.

 

[Wudang]

These puns? I’ve herd worse.

 

[shemp]

If you guys don't stop it, I'll tan your hide!

 

[LDE1976]

For the love of God, cud somebody please make it stop?

 

[surrogate]

If you guys don't stop it, I'll tan your hide!

Nothing a good soothing cream won't fix.

For the love of God, cud somebody please make it stop?

I suppose I could ruminate on your request.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Kine-ly stop with the cow puns.

 

[shemp]

Have we reached the tipping point yet? Maybe we butter stop.

 

[shemp]

I heard that Bruce Holstein is playing a benefit for the farmers.

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

‘We Voted for Trump to Fix the Border. Now We’re Milking Cows Alone at 4 A.M.’ – Vermont Farmers Face Harsh Reality as ICE Raids Hit Home

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Looks like the leopard population of Vermont is doing quite well! Keep feasting!

Hope the ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ go under and lose everything.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Hope the ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ go under and lose everything.

As long as they realise and acknowledge that Trump did it to them.