You-There is a UFO parked out front.
Me-what?
You-A UFO! In my driveway!
Me-what is a UFO?
You-You know, an unidentified flying object!
Me-what? what does that even mean? Did you see it fly? Did it land?
You-No, it is just parked.
Me-what? then how can it be a flying object?
You-It looks like one.
Me-what? what does a UFO look like?
You-A flying saucer! You know, a space ship! Aliens!
Me-what? have you been drinking today?
You-No! I'm telling you, it is a UFO!
Me-what? How do you know that?
You-Just come see it!
Me-I don't think so.
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Exactly. You just proved my point. It would take a hell of a lot to prove to you that there's an alien space ship outside. You won't even go to the window, because it's such an extraordinary claim.
Now, have that conversation again with the first claim. There's a red car parked outside my house.