Explain Atheism to Justinian2

[Complexity]

The joke is that homosexual sex isn't going to produce offspring. I know some partners find a heterosexual way to reproduce. I have no idea what the statistics are, but I doubt if the average gay couple has the same number of children as the average heterosexual couple.

Add genetics and evolution to the list of the great many things you need to study up on.

Also, many gay people have biological children, not to mention bi's and many other flavors of interesting.

I like gay people, as long as they don't put their moves on me.

Speaking on behalf of all gay men, I assure you that you are quite safe from us.

(slowly backs away)

Also, given your statement regarding our going extinct, I challenge your claim to like gay people.

 

[Complexity]

I have seen gay people.

Of this, I have no doubt.

One gay representative used to put the moves on me. After I rejected his sexual advances, he never contacted me again.

This one, I don't believe.

Also, we don't have 'representatives' - we aren't that organized.

We don't have Orgs, and we aren't Amway.

Those long haired days confused the gays.

Nah, we weren't confused.

Your stereotypes are showing.

I've always preferred guys with shorter hair. My type is young, athletic, good looking - think college athlete and add a few years (if you must).

 

[Lamuella]

there's an awesome Louis CK routine where he talks about working through his prejudices. He says when he worked at this one theatre, there was a gay guy who worked there who he remembered was always trying to sleep with him. Except, when he recounts this to a friend, and they work through the details of his story, it turns out that the only true part of his memory was "there was a gay guy who worked there". Everything else was stuff he had made up.

 

[Justinian2]

why is it that some people think that gay men are so attracted to them?

Do they think that a scared ignorant straight man is catnip to gay people or something?

Ha, that's funny. When I was in my twenties I was catnip to gay men. I had long hair back then. I grew a mustache and side burns to ward off the gay catnip lovers, but to no avail.

The good thing about being 65, if there is a good thing, is that gays no longer look at me as catnip.

I was a 27 year old virgin that the gays treated like catnip and the girls ignored. A year later, after Scientology, the women started treating me like catnip. The irony is that Scientology made me stop acting macho. I became more gay to become a chick magnet. Women like a gay-like man that covets the female body.

My sixty-five year old viewpoint is that I was 27 years old, 6' tall, weighed only 165 pounds and had a good job. What wasn't to like? The only paradox is why I screwed up all my prior relationships and was afraid of nudity.

 

[Justinian2]

there's an awesome Louis CK routine where he talks about working through his prejudices. He says when he worked at this one theatre, there was a gay guy who worked there who he remembered was always trying to sleep with him. Except, when he recounts this to a friend, and they work through the details of his story, it turns out that the only true part of his memory was "there was a gay guy who worked there". Everything else was stuff he had made up.

When a guy keeps trying to touch your genitals and keeps asking you out, it really doesn't take a high degree of inductive reasoning to deduce that the gay man is attracted to you. You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes.

 

[dafydd]

Ha, that's funny. When I was in my twenties I was catnip to gay men. I had long hair back then. I grew a mustache and side burns to ward off the gay catnip lovers, but to no avail.

The good thing about being 65, if there is a good thing, is that gays no longer look at me as catnip.

I was a 27 year old virgin that the gays treated like catnip and the girls ignored. A year later, after Scientology, the women started treating me like catnip. The irony is that Scientology made me stop acting macho. I became more gay to become a chick magnet. Women like a gay-like man that covets the female body.

My sixty-five year old viewpoint is that I was 27 years old, 6' tall, weighed only 165 pounds and had a good job. What wasn't to like? The only paradox is why I screwed up all my prior relationships and was afraid of nudity.

Why are you posting these fantasies here?

 

[Complexity]

My sixty-five year old viewpoint is that I was 27 years old, 6' tall, weighed only 165 pounds and had a good job. What wasn't to like?

Your mind.

 

[the PC apeman]

The irony is that Scientology made me stop acting macho. I became more gay to become a chick magnet.

If you think that macho and gay demark some sort of spectrum, you really have a limited view of both.

 

[zooterkin]

Ha, that's funny. When I was in my twenties I was catnip to gay men. I had long hair back then. I grew a mustache and side burns to ward off the gay catnip lovers, but to no avail.

 

[the PC apeman]

LOL, I know. But I'm not surprised that a 27-year old virgin in the early 70's could have missed the whole gay mustache thing.

 

[Complexity]

If you think that macho and gay demark some sort of spectrum, you really have a limited view of both.

I agree.

A great many of the gay and bi men that I've known have been very masculine and would be thought of as undoubtedly straight by most people.

 

[Justinian2]

Your mind.

Exactly. I was extremely prone to panic attacks, felt compelled to act macho, was a geek, and thought sex before marriage was immoral. After Scientology brought me half way to clear, I had lost all those negatives and was enjoying healthy relationships with women. I no longer had the disabling panic attacks.

I didn't gain super-powers, but the abilities I gained were, to me, nothing short of miracles. That was the first 25% of my auditing. I left Scientology to explore and enjoy the new me. Oh yeah, I got a good job and kept getting better jobs.

Twenty years later I connected up with independent Scientology and completed my journey to OT8.

 

[Complexity]

Exactly. I was extremely prone to panic attacks, felt compelled to act macho, was a geek, and thought sex before marriage was immoral. After Scientology brought me half way to clear, I had lost all those negatives and was enjoying healthy relationships with women. I no longer had the disabling panic attacks.

I didn't gain super-powers, but the abilities I gained were, to me, nothing short of miracles. That was the first 25% of my auditing. I left Scientology to explore and enjoy the new me. Oh yeah, I got a good job and kept getting better jobs.

Twenty years later I connected up with independent Scientology and completed my journey to OT8.

I was referring to your current mind. It is not attractive - it is absolutely repellant.

 

[Agatha]

Women like a gay-like man that covets the female body.

Huzzah for sweeping generalisations based on a complete misunderstanding of women, men and sexual attraction! What this forum needs is more of these. [/sarcasm]

 

[AdMan]

I grew a mustache and side burns to ward off the gay catnip lovers, but to no avail.

That's 'cause you probably looked like this guy.

 

[Chris L]

I became more gay to become a chick magnet. Women like a gay-like man that covets the female body.

Perhaps you'd like to try posting after you pass through puberty.

 

[Complexity]

Perhaps you'd like to try posting after you pass through puberty.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Justinian2]

Ha, Ha, Ha!

Hilarious!

You guys are funny!

I love you, even if you're mad.

 

[Complexity]

I love you, even if you're mad.

No reciprocation here.

 

[Agatha]

Oh, don't worry, we're not mad. Not in either sense of the word. Disappointed, resigned, mildly irritated and bored sums it up so much better.