Excuse list for those not going

[Cleopatra]

I don't have a lot of enthusiasm this year About two-thirds of those present feel I am a "buck-toothed neanderthal" and the majority of the rest merely feel I am a ***-****** ****ing idiot.

Come to think of it, that's why I don't like going to work, either -- but at least they pay me.

N/A

Why don't you tell the truth? You can't go because you are playing chess with me!

I am not going because Tricky and Mercutio didn't want to share a room with me unless Mercutio brought along his silly dog and of course I am not going because Joshua-my flame- Korosi won't be there.

To those that they will attend TAM:

Have the greatest time guys!!! Take pics, keep a blog, take all the necassary measures to make us feel terribly jealous.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmouts(---->kisses)

C.