Quote: BTW - it was real nice of god to create cancer
And send is only begotten Son to die for out sins for that we may inherit everlasting life.
Oh, my favorite Bible story. (Sorry believers who feel skeptics attack religion, but it has to be said.)
The story:
God creates Adam and Eve and while claiming to only want obedience and worship, makes sure there are a couple rules that will be hard not to break. Behold, the tempting fruit is eaten. Which God claims was by their free choice but God also claims he knew all along they would break the rule.
So, later, God sends Jesus. We are all supposed to be God's children but for some reason Jesus is God's ONLY BEGOTTEN son (as opposed to making them out of dirt, I guess). This is supposed to be a greater sacrifice for some reason. Guess we really aren't God's children after all. But I digress.
So the sinful people beat and torture Jesus to death. Which makes God forgive the fact that 4,000 years earlier Adam and Eve ate some fruit. Now of course, the people are supposed to think God made some great sacrifice of his ONLY son, but no one thinks about the fact God could have forgiven anyone at any time. How is it that sacrificing your ONLY son is the only way you can forgive people whose ancestors ate some fruit?
Now to add to the nonsensical nature of this story, consider people have sinned before and after Jesus. People are supposedly forgiven before and after, but eating the fruit was just too much, God had to kick his son around for that one.
And God punished 'man' by sending him out to toil for a living. Well some atheists toil and some don't, some theists toil and some don't.
God punished 'woman' by making childbirth painful. Asking Jesus' or God's forgiveness has no impact on the pain of childbirth. But anesthesia sure does. Of course that invention had nothing to do with Jesus and came ~2,000 years later.
I think, this might have started out as a more logical myth when the storytellers were passing it on, but you know how it goes when you play the telephone game and pass a story round a circle. Somewhere along the way the story lost something in translation.