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Everybody's life story in one post.

Who, me?
Born 3 days before the Battle of Midway.
Grew up where every year is 1880.
Now living in the City of 1934.
So how's your weather?
 
On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurses poke up
And she said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone!

I learned early in life that when you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk.

Later in life I crushed my enemies, saw them driven before me, and heard the lamentation of their women!

I have been Experienced and spent time in Electric Ladyland.

I avoided eating the yellow snow and have always been careful with that axe, Eugene.

Now I always look on the bright side of life. Because my end will be just another path that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world will roll back and all will turn to silver glass.. Then before me will be white shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

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I was born under a bad sign
Been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
I wouldn't have no luck at all
 
Steve said:
On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurses poke up
And she said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone!

I learned early in life that when you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk.

Later in life I crushed my enemies, saw them driven before me, and heard the lamentation of their women!

I have been Experienced and spent time in Electric Ladyland.

I avoided eating the yellow snow and have always been careful with that axe, Eugene.

Now I always look on the bright side of life. Because my end will be just another path that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world will roll back and all will turn to silver glass.. Then before me will be white shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

​

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Your life has been a pastiche!
 
There been times that I thought
I couldn't last for long
But now, I think I'm able
To carry on

It's been a long
A long time coming, but I know
A change gon' come
Oh yes, it will
 
Oh my darling little baby
What will you grow up to be?
Prime Minister of England?
Or the King of Italy?
We waited 30 years or more
To see what he would be
He's now a dustman in Chiswick
Oh dearie dearie me

Spike Milligan
 
1. Stardust
2. Picture puzzle of 1000 pieces minus one
3. The missing piece
4. Sucked into the vacuum
5. Lost in the landfill
6. Stardust.
 
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