European pyramids discovered

Sir Arthur Mortal Coyle said:
It’s Xenus happy holiday Volcano for those disorientated Thetans who just can’t seem to settle down.

Come on locals, you should be able to make a bundle of easy money off the Scientologists. :rolleyes:
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Sorry, Sir Arthur - Xenu will only blow those poor Thetans up with his hydrogen bombs, and we'll all end up more conflicted and neurotic when the confused little tykes crowd into us. There's no such thing as a happy holiday with nasty old Xenu.

And you can't make money out of a Scientologist - their beneficent "Church" grabs it all. Think of all the extra Dianetic auditing fees they'll get if this news gets out!
 
Big Al said:
Sorry, Sir Arthur - Xenu will only blow those poor Thetans up with his hydrogen bombs, and we'll all end up more conflicted and neurotic when the confused little tykes crowd into us. There's no such thing as a happy holiday with nasty old Xenu.

And you can't make money out of a Scientologist - their beneficent "Church" grabs it all. Think of all the extra Dianetic auditing fees they'll get if this news gets out!
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True, it's all so true ;)
 
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