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BPSCG

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ABC News is inviting people to send stories about how global warming has affected them.

The Wall Street Journal reports they got this submission (apparently, he doesn't have email yet...):

Tharg and me used to hunt mighty mammoth but he scared to cross ice bridge. It now too thin to take weight of even saber cat. Only mouse or rabbit can cross.

Many of my people have left the caves in search of food. Sister's daughter's husband says it because of He-Who-Tamed-Fire. He say smoke from fire anger gods and they make it hot. Medicine Man say he full of mastodon droppings.

Medicine Man say Sun God told him Sun God get belly ache every 200 lifes of man. Belly ache make Sun God hotter, like when Og ate red berries birds don't touch.

Sun God say it good thing. He say now we can go south past ice to land he call "Iowa."

He mumble "junk science" and "media hype" and "poorly educated reporters." We no understand these powerful magic words. We afraid to say words now that Moon God warn us. She say magic words make research grants dry up. We no understand.

Must go, little Ky-Rock need help flaking obsidian.
 
I think that guy lives just around the corner from me. He cooks a great mastodon steak.
 
So if the average person couldn't say how global warming was affecting him, it would mean global warming doesn't exist?

Like the average person has enough knowledge to know if global warming was affecting him, or is even "real?"

I'm not saying warming is "real" or "unreal." I'm one of those who doesn't have enough science to really know. I have to rely on what others tell me, and at this point, all they're doing is confusing me.

Is it global warming, global cooling, or just a normal, periodic trend?


I just don't know. But I think what ABC is doing may be disingenuous.
 
"I was harmed by a crushing of the economy that, by delaying technological development, caused far more harm in the long run than global warming. The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
 
So, they're looking for stories like people noticing animals that they haven't noticed before so that they can present a bunch of anecdotes as "evidence" of global warming? Typical media reporting on global warming, and why thinking people are suspicious.
 
So if the average person couldn't say how global warming was affecting him, it would mean global warming doesn't exist?

Like the average person has enough knowledge to know if global warming was affecting him, or is even "real?"

I'm not saying warming is "real" or "unreal." I'm one of those who doesn't have enough science to really know. I have to rely on what others tell me, and at this point, all they're doing is confusing me.

Is it global warming, global cooling, or just a normal, periodic trend?


I just don't know. But I think what ABC is doing may be disingenuous.
Ya think?

I'm about halfway through my daily workout at the gym when Montel Williams's show is wrapping up for the day (Sylvia Browne is apparently a frequent guest). Invariably, the show ends with some kind of screen splash along the lines of, "Were you ever sexually abused by your babysitter as a child?" or "Do you think your spouse is having an affair with your kid's teacher?" and an invitation to "Contact us at ..."

Sounds like ABC has set Montel Williams as their new standard for broadcast news excellence.
 
Ten years of unrelenting drought in Australia is taking a pretty drastic toll on quite a few people.
Gee, a_u_p, Zep explained to me a few weeks ago that Australia is mostly one vast desert to begin with. This all happen in the last ten years?
 
Ten years of unrelenting drought in Australia is taking a pretty drastic toll on quite a few people.

Are people's lives on average of lower quality than they were 10 years ago? Fewer electronic goodies? Shorter lifespans? Less food, at higher cost?
 
Well, let's just hope they invent a time machine so they can come back here and tell us that it happened. Then again, since they haven't the GW skeptics might argue that nothing bad could have happened because the time travelers didn't come to tell us what we should change.

Whatever it is, it will happen after this generation is dead and my great-great grandchildren will have to bear the burden.
 
Are people's lives on average of lower quality than they were 10 years ago? Fewer electronic goodies? Shorter lifespans? Less food, at higher cost?

I was reading exactly that the other day in the local rag.

However, for your consumption, I found this.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/06/22/global.warming.ap/index.html

Other new research Thursday showed that global warming produced about half of the extra hurricane-fueled warmth in the North Atlantic in 2005, and natural cycles were a minor factor, according to Kevin Trenberth and Dennis Shea of the National Center for Atmospheric Research, a research lab sponsored by the National Science Foundation and universities. Their study is being published by the American Geophysical Union.
 
Are people's lives on average of lower quality than they were 10 years ago? Fewer electronic goodies? Shorter lifespans? Less food, at higher cost?

What does that have to do with global warming? Or are you suggesting that human intellect is limited to only being able to make things dirty? If so, I find that offensive. Speak for yourself.

It isn't that hard, technologically or economically, to simply clean up the messes we make. Factories can put scrubbers on their stacks. Auto-exhaust can be cleaned. What is the big deal?

The fact that industry and consumers whine like little b----es doesn't mean anything. So what if factories have to buy scrubbers? So what if petroleum refineries have to be more careful about their product? So what if car owners need to watch their emissions? People already waste their money on utterly stupid things, diverting some of that to cleanup isn't going to hurt the economy at all.

I am sorry, but I find the suggestion that progress will be hindered in any way by trying to clean up our act to be remarkably ignorant. Odds are that it would accelerate progress.
 
What does that have to do with global warming? Or are you suggesting that human intellect is limited to only being able to make things dirty? If so, I find that offensive. Speak for yourself.
If Global warming doesn't have negative impacts, or the impacts are less than that of progress, it doesn't seem like much of a problem. How one measures the impacts is complicated, those suggested are a portion of the possible ways to do so.

It isn't that hard, technologically or economically, to simply clean up the messes we make. Factories can put scrubbers on their stacks. Auto-exhaust can be cleaned. What is the big deal?
I haven't the foggiest idea how big a deal cleaning up is. As far as I can tell, neither do you. First off, the US can afford to clean up our industries as all the really dirty ones have been offshored so what's left are the ones that can be run efficiently. And second, I'm unaware of any "scrubbers" or auto-exhaust cleaners that will deal with CO2, which has become the big point of contention in the GW thing. They've discussed ways of dealing with CO2, but I don't think it's practical to sequester the CO2 from your car, which would require your car run on something other than a hydrocarbon, which is certainly a "big deal" for most people.

The fact that industry and consumers whine like little b----es doesn't mean anything. So what if factories have to buy scrubbers? So what if petroleum refineries have to be more careful about their product? So what if car owners need to watch their emissions? People already waste their money on utterly stupid things, diverting some of that to cleanup isn't going to hurt the economy at all.
I know nothing about what makes the economy work, and it's obvious you don't either, so I guess it's pointless to discuss. ;)

I am sorry, but I find the suggestion that progress will be hindered in any way by trying to clean up our act to be remarkably ignorant. Odds are that it would accelerate progress.
Heh... "if you disagree with me you're remarkably ignorant, the odds I just removed from posterior storage say so." :D

I've stopped getting involved with these threads since they pretty universally devolve into people yelling at each other about terribly complicated issues they don't understand. For the record (not that my opinion matters in the slightest since I don't really understand either), it's become an issue where I take a purely pragmatic approach.

We need to continue to invest in cleaner technologies, but there's no way that the world is going to suddenly switch over from a petroleum based economy. We need to determine what the actual effects of GW will be (and asking your readers ain't exactly global), and how best to deal with them. Last I heard the "best case" actions weren't going to stop GW, just slow it down, so clearly we need to figure out how to deal with it's effects, whatever they are. So we do what we always do, deal with environmental realities and go on with our lives.

In the mean time, we can keep calling each other idiots to demonstrate that our brilliant analysis of chaotic systems is utterly superior to everyone elses. ;)
 
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In the mean time, we can keep calling each other idiots to demonstrate that our brilliant analysis of chaotic systems is utterly superior to everyone elses. ;)

Let me put it this way -- If I am alone, in a forest, thousands of miles from anyone, and nobody will ever come back this way, and I have a hamburger wrapper, I will not throw it on the ground, I will keep it until I find a trash bin. I believe in trying to keep nice things nice, even if nobody else will ever see them.

By that same token, if my factory was spewing out tons of crap in its smoke every year, I would try to fix that. I wouldn't need some GW thing to force me to, I would do it myself. If my car was spewing out crap, I would fix it. Seriously, what kind of person just ignores such things?
 
If Global warming doesn't have negative impacts, or the impacts are less than that of progress, it doesn't seem like much of a problem. How one measures the impacts is complicated, those suggested are a portion of the possible ways to do so.

I agree, and this has nothing to do with my post. I simply said that cleaning up after ourselves is not a big deal. Dealing with the huge mess that has accumulated IS, but that can't be helped now. The least we can do is cut our losses and start now.

I haven't the foggiest idea how big a deal cleaning up is. As far as I can tell, neither do you.
I know nothing about what makes the economy work, and it's obvious you don't either, so I guess it's pointless to discuss. ;)

Clever rhetorical technique, insulting yourself before you insult me, as if to make it less of an insult. Guess what, it won't work. I know what I know. If you would like to debate either of the above issues, please begin.

Heh... "if you disagree with me you're remarkably ignorant, the odds I just removed from posterior storage say so." :D

still more rhetoric...

I've stopped getting involved with these threads since they pretty universally devolve into people yelling at each other about terribly complicated issues they don't understand. For the record (not that my opinion matters in the slightest since I don't really understand either), it's become an issue where I take a purely pragmatic approach.

I yelled at beerina because my interpretation of her statements is that I, as a human, lack the ability to clean up after myself, so the only way to prevent a mess is to not make one. It has nothing to do with "complicated issues," it has to do with a simple "I take offense to such a statement regarding my ability."

So we do what we always do, deal with environmental realities and go on with our lives.

You mean what most of the masses do. Most people, as I said, don't give a damn one way or the other. Change what goes on behind the scenes, they won't care. They will continue buying alcohol, killing each other, gossiping on their cell phones, and all the other stupid sh-- people do.

But the people that actually shape our world could at least take some responsibility and try to keep it nice, rather than give in to the same mindless existence that all the other humans live.

In the mean time, we can keep calling each other idiots to demonstrate that our brilliant analysis of chaotic systems is utterly superior to everyone elses. ;)

...rhetoric...
 
Let me put it this way -- If I am alone, in a forest, thousands of miles from anyone, and nobody will ever come back this way, and I have a hamburger wrapper, I will not throw it on the ground, I will keep it until I find a trash bin. I believe in trying to keep nice things nice, even if nobody else will ever see them.
Yeah, I get pissed anytime I see people litter. I just reflexively refuse to drop trash on the ground. That anti-littering campaign when I was a kid really worked on me. :)

By that same token, if my factory was spewing out tons of crap in its smoke every year, I would try to fix that. I wouldn't need some GW thing to force me to, I would do it myself. If my car was spewing out crap, I would fix it. Seriously, what kind of person just ignores such things?
I suspect there's a lot of reasons, from putting money and jobs ahead of environmental concerns, to the typical corporate problems of nobody taking individual responsibility for collective acts. I personally don't litter, but if the company I work for is cutting down the rainforest I don't feel nearly as responsible as if I was cutting the trees down myself, since I didn't make the call to do it. There's certainly an issue with corporate responsibilities to the environment, and the US has over time implemented a lot of rules to force industries to clean up their acts. As mentioned, this has worked out well for the environment of the US, but if you visit China or any of the new manufacturing centers with less restrictive laws you run into the same pollution problems because it's cheaper to not clean up, and there the concern is with working vs starving more than a clean environment.

Worrying about the environment is a luxury afforded to those who have enough to eat and have options available to them. And the easiest way to clean up your environment is to have somebody with fewer options take the dirty jobs.
 
...rhetoric...
We're on a bulletin board, he with the most pithy one liner wins. ;)

I freely admit I have little interest in debating GW. I used to get very upset that the people who disagreed with me in GW threads simple weren't grasping my very obvious points! I mean, the world has been around for millions of years, we certainly aren't going to end it by breathing! Meanwhile I was missing that the other people were simply thinking "why are we messing up our only environment?"

So now I only enter the threads occassionally to attempt cleverness. ;)
 
By that same token, if my factory was spewing out tons of crap in its smoke every year, I would try to fix that.
Say you had a plant that produced a ton of raw sewage that got dumped on your property every day. The only way you could avoid producing that raw sewage would be to build a new plant at a cost of a billion dollars. Now say it would cost a million dollars a year to to haul that sewage away and dispose of it in an environmentally-friendly manner (whatever that may be), as well as clean up your property.

What would you do?
 
BPSCG said:
Ya think?

I'm about halfway through my daily workout at the gym when Montel Williams's show is wrapping up for the day (Sylvia Browne is apparently a frequent guest). Invariably, the show ends with some kind of screen splash along the lines of, "Were you ever sexually abused by your babysitter as a child?" or "Do you think your spouse is having an affair with your kid's teacher?" and an invitation to "Contact us at ..."

Sounds like ABC has set Montel Williams as their new standard for broadcast news excellence.
Except that I don't think that the MW show presents those stories as proof of anything, so it looks like ABC is worse.

rocketdodger said:
By that same token, if my factory was spewing out tons of crap in its smoke every year, I would try to fix that.
"Try"? "There is no try". How much effort would you put into it?

If my car was spewing out crap, I would fix it.
You are implying that this is not the case. Is that in fact your assertion?
 

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