You have reached Level 5 in your MAGA promotion examinations. Congratulations! Next stop is White House Communications team.In an accidental ambiguity the coming ban on abortion and birth control will inadvertently make unhatched eggs illegal. The administration will acknowledge that it's too bad, but you can't make an omelet without breaking them, and omelets are French and will turn your goldfish gay.
The obedient people will concede that they're better off eating Chick-fil-a nuggets and swarfburgers with ketchup to go along with their twelve dollar cup of instant coffee because otherwise, president Jesus told them they'd have to eat cats like those blood-diluting brown hordes.
$4.49 at the Jersey Wawas, yo
I assume it's a very deliberate loss leader approach? There's really no way they should be beating the supermarkets.Nice. A nickel more at a Massachusetts Aldi. Which means they're probably around $6 at the regular supermarkets.
I assume it's a very deliberate loss leader approach? There's really no way they should be beating the supermarkets.
Sweden refuses to help the USA in the middle of the egg crisis - because of Easter (DR.dk, April 7, 2025)Sverige afslår at hjælpe USA under æggekrise - på grund af påsken (DR.dk, April 7, 2025)
Sverige kommer ikke til at sende æg til USA, der fortsat er ramt af en æggekrise grundet fugleinfluenza.
I hvert fald ikke i den kommende tid.
Sådan lyder det fra brancheorganisationen Swedish Eggs ifølge Sveriges Radio, efter amerikanske myndigheder skulle have bedt Sverige om hjælp.
Egg Prices Hit Record High After Trump Told America Prices Were Coming Down (Farron Balanced on YouTube, April 13, 2025 - 4:56 min.)
Just days after Donald Trump lied to the American public and said that egg prices had fallen by 79%, they reached an all-time high at the end of the week. Eggs have literally NEVER been more expensive in the United States than they are today, and Trump is trying to convince people that this isn't happening. At this point, his policies ARE to blame for the rising prices, as his administration has allowed the bird flu to wipe out poultry. Farron Cousins explains what's happening.
Oeuf! U.S. egg prices hit record high despite Trump's claim they're 'much cheaper' (CBC News, April 10, 2025)Egg Prices Hit Record High - Days after Trump's Claim They Were 'Down 79%' (Mediaite/MSN.com, April 11, 2025)
The new CPI report released Thursday showed that eggs had hit a record high price in March: $6.27 for a dozen grade-A large eggs. That is up from $5.90 in February and represents a 5.9% increase, helping drive the overall rise in the food at home index that the agency tracks.
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One bright spot: The egg supply has noticeably improved in recent months. Grocery stores are forecasting there will be "plenty of eggs available for Easter and Passover later this month, CBS News reported.
Actual price data here:Donald says prices are now too low
Trump: "You can have all the eggs you want. We have too many eggs. In fact, if anything the prices are getting too low."

I thought that was $3.60 per dozen.I just checked Sam's club where I live because they didn't have any eggs at all last week. They now have them in stock at $4.15/dz, which isn't great but not terrible.
Good question.Also, why eggs? Are they a special indicator or something? I mean, people predicted the downfall of Putin if eggs got too expensive.
That double the price in the fancy butchers here.$6 for a dozen large at Giant near Philly, that price has been pretty consistent . I actually bought a pack since I haven't had eggs in a while.
Which means I'll cook two of them in a day or two, remember I have eggs a couple weeks from now and have some more, then have to throw out 1/2 dozen because of the expiration date.
Well Trumpettes are dumb enough to believe crap like this.Donald says prices are now too low
Trump: "You can have all the eggs you want. We have too many eggs. In fact, if anything the prices are getting too low."