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Eggs

How much will the price of eggs drop by tomorrow now that Trump is president?

  • by 50 percent

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • by 90 percent

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • by 99 percent

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • by 99.99 percent

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • Egg prices on Planet X are too scrambled to tell

    Votes: 13 76.5%

  • Total voters
    17
  • Poll closed .
I don't know if you should. I doubt there is anything to learn in this thread.
...So instead of debating non-existent policies for addressing the price of eggs, what's wrong with talking about how we like to cook them?
Oh, nothing wrong with egg philosophy in particular. I just meant in general. Seizing Greenland and stuff. It's just hard to wrap my head around these things... actually.... happening. Like, it's not a dystopian novel.
 
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Oh, nothing wrong with egg philosophy in particular. I just meant in general. Seizing Greenland and stuff. It's just hard to wrap my head around these things... actually.... happening. Like, it's not a dystopian novel.
I get that.
 
As open as I can be. I have a friend that is vegan. She has cooked for me many times. I would never tell her, but virtually everything she has ever made is a poor imitation of food.
Have you considered that the reason you don't like her cooking isn't that she's vegan, it's that she's not a very good cook?

I guarantee that if you go to my nephew's bougie restaurant and he cooks you something that happens to be vegan, you will not think it a poor imitation of food.
 
I just got two 2 dozen packs of grade A large from Meijer for $8.49 each. The bird flu issue doesn't seem to be affecting the egg prices here in the the midwest as much as the west coast.
 
I came home with an 18 pack of grade A Canadian liberal eggs for C$6.99 That's about $4.90 in greenbacks.

Think I'll make myself an omelette to go with my quiche. Maybe egg a few houses later like the good old days.
 
Stare at any egg long enough and it'll crack on its own. They can't handle the pressure.

eta: which is why Humpty Dumpty was taken out before he could spill the beans on his mob buddies.
Scientists say that if you stare at an egg long enough, say, several quadrillion years, the yolk will quantum tunnel its way out of the shell.
 
Scientists say that if you stare at an egg long enough, say, several quadrillion years, the yolk will quantum tunnel its way out of the shell.
Pseudo-science mumbo-jumbo! It's just a buzzword meaning nothing, there is no such thing as "yolk". Modern mythologarbage!
 
Just found one in the tray with a very small puncture crack -- it doesn't look like it even broke the inner membrane. All online advice says to toss it. Frankly, I think it would be OK if I hard-cooked it but I'm not taking any chances.
 
One trick I found was not to crack eggs on the edge of a plate or pan, but on the flat counter. I almost always use only one hand and can separate a shell that way
The one-handed method requires a lot more practice than just using two.
What can also help is cracking it more than once but a little gentler, just rotate between taps and repeat one or two times should make it easier
 
One trick I found was not to crack eggs on the edge of a plate or pan, but on the flat counter. I almost always use only one hand and can separate a shell that way. Most of the time I get an intact yolk although if I'm too aggressive I sometimes but rarely get a little piece of shell in there. Of course, there is usually some residue on the counter which must be cleaned up.
Hold it in your hand and tap it along the fattest portions with the blade of a butter knife. Only fully break the shell as you're about to put it on the pan. Always works for me.
 
This. I was taught to do it like that from a TV chef.
Most likely where I saw it. I watch a lot of Food Network and Cooking Channel. (except for the incessant repetitive commercials. KID'S BAKING CHAMPIONSHIP!!! and WORST COOKS (AND BIGGEST IDIOTS) IN AMERICA!!! are getting looped right now.)
 
Why didn't I think of this? Here's the solution!

Fox guest offers a solution for rising egg prices: “Drill, baby, drill”

SANDRA SMITH (CO-ANCHOR): Speaking of Main Street, a lot of people in the country are talking about eggs and the lack thereof right now. I have a sister who lives in Austin, Texas. They said they can't find eggs anywhere, Costco and beyond. Although, I went and looked for her, you can go about 30 minutes and you can find eggs on the shelf. But egg prices, there's no doubt, they are way up. I know anybody who does their grocery store shopping that's listening to this are going, they're crazy. In fact, the prices that we have here, that's an average, I feel like most people are going, "the eggs I see on my shelf are way more expensive."

MARK TEPPER (GUEST): And I enjoy my eggs, too. So, this is certainly an issue. Look, I think two things at play here. Number one, the bird flu issue is obviously a concern. Twenty million chickens, egg producing chickens were slaughtered in the fourth quarter of last year. So, that supply, and that obviously impacts supply and demand. But the other issue is that grocery inflation tends to be very sticky. It's not all that often that once prices reach a certain level, and suddenly there is more supply and less demand, that those prices come back down. So, that presents an issue as well.

But look, I think the best solution for us to bring down, or do our best to at least moderate food inflation is to drill, baby, drill, produce more energy, reduce the cost of gas and diesel, and then obviously stop the reckless spending.

 
Stopped by a Trader Joe's this afternoon and they were "kindly" requesting customers to limit themselves to one dozen. And their prices were less than Kroger and Safeway. The even had them by the half dozen for a couple bucks less than what I paid last week.
 

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