Edward Snowden conspiracy theories...

So, Naomi Wolf thinks Snowden's stripper girlfriend keeps getting referenced by the media to discredit him?

And not because media outlets just need an excuse to use pictures of a stripper?
 
The most hilarious conspiracy theory is that the government is breaking the law and spying on everyone in order to instill a "turnkey tyranny", blackmailing and persecuting the masses into going along with their new world order, and Snowden is a leaker exposing the details of this plot! Hilarious, I have no idea why Snowden believes something so paranoid.
 
Donal said:
So, Naomi Wolf thinks Snowden's stripper girlfriend keeps getting referenced by the media to discredit him?

And not because media outlets just need an excuse to use pictures of a stripper?
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LOL

It's part of the story. Who would leave a girl like that? Not just because she's sexy, she seems like a dream girl in her personality and likes... and was certain she was going to marry this guy. Then he just up and leaves her forever! Wow! Then he whines that the media is focusing on her instead of the story? Grow up! Your story got congressmen and senators on the case, and recruited millions of followers and activists for your cause, and you're still complaining about this? What a dumb bitch.
 
Joey McGee said:
The most hilarious conspiracy theory is that the government is breaking the law and spying on everyone in order to instill a "turnkey tyranny", blackmailing and persecuting the masses into going along with their new world order, and Snowden is a leaker exposing the details of this plot! Hilarious, I have no idea why Snowden believes something so paranoid.
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He appears to be just a Paulie with James Bond fantasies who got caught in the web of modern day international politics. Now he's unhappy because HE can't control the media. No conspiracy, just a comedy only Tom Wolfe could have written.
 
[off topic]I read CT thread that claimed Facebook creator isnt a real person! Cant recall his name begins with a Z lol[/off topic]

I wonder how low down the news chain they can go?
 
I suspect that Snowden will eventually kill himself, and conspiracies about the U.S. government murdering him will abound not long after.
 
Snowden reveals HAARP’s Global Assassination Agenda

http://www.chronicle.su/news/snowden-reveals-haarps-global-assassination-agenda/

MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, NSA whistleblower and fugitive, released documents Tuesday to Internet Chronicle reporters proving that the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, or HAARP, is definitively engaged in a program of assassination and mind control.

While the military prison industrial complex has routinely insisted that the Alaskan-based HAARP is only meant to study natural phenomena in earth’s ionosphere, Snowden has managed to blow open a brutally massive charade.
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Free CCTV for Life

Has Snowden ever mentioned that the NSA has a home alarm company offer to install camera based home security systems? I've had a company come to my house twice and offer free service for life, free installation, complete with remote monitoring of course.

This was right before and during APEC. It was attended by potus and the leader of China...

I was involved with the installation of highway based camera system for that conference and received a coin from teh secret service for my assistance (whoopee), which I gave to someone who had the hots for that kind of stuff. I may have made some sarcastic remarks about the powers that be also.
 
John B. Wells has been suggesting that he believes that Snowden might be some sort of government plant because he looks too calm about the whole situation.
 
crestfallensidekick said:
I suspect that Snowden will eventually kill himself, and conspiracies about the U.S. government murdering him will abound not long after.
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I've actually been thinking the same thing myself. I think this has all become far bigger and more complicated than he bargained for or even imagined and might just lose it at some point. I hope not but if he does, the CTs will be rampant.
 
yodaluver28 said:
I've actually been thinking the same thing myself. I think this has all become far bigger and more complicated than he bargained for or even imagined and might just lose it at some point. I hope not but if he does, the CTs will be rampant.
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Given his mental state, it's certainly possible. Boy would that drive them into a frenzy. Similar to PFC Manning. It's kind of a lose/lose with CT loons. If you place the guy on suicide watch they call it "torture." If you let him kill himself (or be killed by another inmate) it's "assassination!"
 
JLord said:
Snowden reveals HAARP’s Global Assassination Agenda

http://www.chronicle.su/news/snowden-reveals-haarps-global-assassination-agenda/
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WTF? Is Snowden himself a CTist? Or, more likely, CTists are projecting their own CTs on the flavour of the month.

I've also just found this:

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=283335

Edward Snowden: Solar-Flare ‘Killshot’ Cataclysm Imminent

MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, hacker-fugitive and former National Security Agency (NSA) contractor, revealed Tuesday that a series of solar flares is set to occur in September, killing hundreds of millions of people. Documents provided by Snowden prove that, as of 14 years ago, Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) remote viewers knew that the event was inevitable. Ever since, the world’s governments have quietly been trying to prepare for the sweeping global famine to result.

Speaking from his room at Sheremetyevo Airport’s Hotel Novotel, Snowden revealed that government preparations for September’s catastrophic solar flares have been “to only limited avail.” The flares’ results, he said, are known casually throughout the global intelligence community as “the killshot.”
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It's a joke article. The first one is, anyway. The second one might just be written by a nut.
 
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