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Ebay striketh again!

I wonder if anyone ever tried to sell a crop circle on e-bay? Or how about some bent stalks from a 'real' crop circle. No doubt some gullible fools would pay good money for such items.

Let's see, a pack of stalks in a jiffy bag. Should be worth €50 a throw. Methinks an unlimited supply is there for the picking from any nearby field.

Yup. Can't fail. Mega wealth here I come!:D
 
RonSceptic: I think the "crystal power" folks already had that idea 20 years ago. Anyone who can sell a 10-cent lump of quartz for 15 dollars has a huuuuuuge profit margin.
 
kerfer said:


Hmm...yes, I do.

I carry one card with a limit like that all that time.
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Yeah, having a card with a 50K limit is no big deal, however carrying a 50K balance and having the means to pay it off within the billing cycle, now that's a bit more impressive!
 
tracer said:
RonSceptic: I think the "crystal power" folks already had that idea 20 years ago. Anyone who can sell a 10-cent lump of quartz for 15 dollars has a huuuuuuge profit margin.
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True. But once you have a cabinet full of healing crystals, a few ears of alien energised corn is an absolute must for the serious believer. Helps to maintain a strong aura I would imagine, particularly when ones bio rhythm chart is out of sync.

Also, by application of Homeopathic logic, they may also protect you from alien abduction. Providing of course that the astrological situation is favourable, and that Mars is not in Uranus.

They might also be useful in dowsing for alien artifacts.

Did I leave anything out? Let's see. Oh yes. Finally, they will protect you from blinding by Paul Bethke. (But only on a Thursday)

I think that just about covers it.

Available now for just $50, plus post and packing.:cool:
 
RonSceptic said:


True. But once you have a cabinet full of healing crystals, a few ears of alien energised corn is an absolute must for the serious believer. Helps to maintain a strong aura I would imagine, particularly when ones bio rhythm chart is out of sync.
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:roll:
Also, by application of Homeopathic logic, they may also protect you from alien abduction.
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So does this mean then, that instead of selling the actual corn stalks, you will just sell sugar cubes doped with a drop of water from a beaker that was in the same county with one of these stalks?
That's very clever...it'll cut down on your costs, and drive your profits through the roof!
Providing of course that the astrological situation is favourable, and that Mars is not in Uranus.
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;)
That'd really hurt.
 
kerfer said:

:roll:

So does this mean then, that instead of selling the actual corn stalks, you will just sell sugar cubes doped with a drop of water from a beaker that was in the same county with one of these stalks?
That's very clever...it'll cut down on your costs, and drive your profits through the roof!

;)
That'd really hurt.
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Good idea, I will reseach that with due parapsychological vigor.


Thirty seconds later......

OK. Done that. Yes suger cubes is a go.


Now, do you want one or not? There are in limited supply you know.
 
BPSCG said:

Do you know of anything that is not "in limited supply"?;)
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Yes. The propensity for gullibility amoung those that believe in crop circles, dowsing, mediums, and the tooth fairy.
 
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