Ducks are xenophages?
I imagine the next Star Trek movie: "Captain--we are under attack by an alien ship."
"Fire the duck torpedoes."
I grew up watching reruns of classic Star Trek, so to me a beard would mean it's from the evil universe.If only it had a beard. Then we'd have another silly Jesus image instead of a silly alien image.

Not if we duck.I guess we don't have anything to fear from an alien invasion.