Here is the explanation that worked for my sister:
Imagine you are a balloon. You are neutrally buoyant in the air that surrounds you (you neither float up or down).
Are you blowing in the wind, or floating in still air? You don't know because you have no eyes or ears. To you, the air feels still, but you realize that you could be whizzing past treetops and not even know it.
So, you pray to the FSM, knowing full well that petitive prayer is useless, for some eyes to see if you are just floating still, or are being blown along for a ride. Lo and behold, he grants your wish and gives you eyes!
Now you look around with your new eyes and see the ground whizzing past at 50mph. You are indeed floating in the wind.
You also notice another balloon nearby. A beautiful balloon. The other balloon is also floating in the wind, and therefore staying the same distance from you. You decide that you'd like to get closer to the other balloon, and start to work out a way to get there.
The direction you want to go is the same direction that the ground is coming toward you from. This is very bad luck you think, because if you wanted to go the opposite direction it would be as easy as lowering an anchor to the ground, and being pulled in that direction.
You need to figure out a way to get yourself 'upground'. (Since the air is your domain, it doesn't appear to be moving. The ground is moving to you. So, calling it 'upground' is just like a human saying 'upwind'. The wind is the thing that is moving from the human's point of view.)
As you've already concluded, moving 'downground' would be easy. You simply drop an anchor. That gets you to thinking, though. "If I were anchored to the ground, all this still air around me would become a 50mph wind." You quickly realize you could use a windmill to extract some energy from all that wind. If you gear the windmill to a set of wheels at the bottom of your anchor, you could get your anchor to travel 'downground' faster than the ground is moving.
So, you've figured out that you can easily go away from your target balloon at 50mph by dropping an anchor. And you can get away from her at some speed faster than 50mph, by using a windmill and wheels on your anchor. But, you need to get closer to the beautiful balloon.
"Aha!", you'd say if FSM would grant you a mouth. Just reverse everything. Don't anchor yourself to the ground, anchor to the air (which is your current situation already). Don't use a windmill, use a 'groundmill' (a device that extracts energy from the ground that is whizzing by). Don't use wheels on your anchor, use a propeller (wheels grip the ground, while a propeller grips the air).
You end up building a cart similar to Spork's. Lowering it to the ground. Then, moving nearer to the object of your desire, and living happily ever after.