Donald Trump

Trump's cognitive decline was on full display at his town hall event in Oaks, PA yesterday. A town hall is meant to allow people to ask candidates direct questions but after taking only a few questions and two people fainting in the audience, Trump bizarrely declared “Let’s not do any more questions. Let’s just listen to music. Let’s make it into our music. Who the hell wants to hear questions? Right?” What followed was 39 minutes of rather an odd selection of nine songs playing, including Ave Maria, Time to Say Goodbye (wish he'd taken the hint), It's a Man's, Man's,Man's World, YMCA, and Hallelujah. Ironically, also played was Memory. Trump either stood there awkwardly or did his odd swaying dance for 39 minutes. Moderator Krist Noem stood with him onstage and seemed rather unsure of what to do.

If Biden or Harris had done what Trump did yesterday, MAGA would be crying at the top of their lungs how mentally unfit they were.
Harris tweeted "Hope he's okay."


He literally soiled his pants during one of his rallies two weeks ago. The man can barely put 3 coherent sentences in a row. And what he does say are open threats to end democracy.

Seriously, how does anyone believe giving this crazy old coot the nuclear launch codes is a good idea? If he was your father, you would be having serious conversations about putting him in a home.
 
I took the video of the event and rendered the last 40 minutes (that standing/swaying time) down to 1 minute 30 seconds, at 25x speed, and posted it on TwiX. (I won't post it on my YouTube channel because I keep that politics-free.) It's comical but alarming as well.
Trump stands and sways for 40 minutes
 
grocery bill

As part of a long response to a question about grocery prices: "And whenever I go, Hannibal Lecter, you know what I’m talking about...Well, you know why, because he was a sick puppy, and we have sick puppies coming into our country. I figured that’s a lot — that’s better than wasting a lot of words. You just say, ‘Hannibal Lecter. We don’t want him.’" I don't eat Cracker Jack, and so I don't have a secret decoder ring. What does this have to do with groceries?
 
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As part of a long response to a question about grocery prices: "And whenever I go, Hannibal Lecter, you know what I’m talking about...Well, you know why, because he was a sick puppy, and we have sick puppies coming into our country. I figured that’s a lot — that’s better than wasting a lot of words. You just say, ‘Hannibal Lecter. We don’t want him.’" I don't eat Cracker Jack, and so I don't have a secret decoder ring. What does this have to do with groceries?
Well, Hannibal had elephants, if you take the N out the bully pulpit you're left with a menu malfunction, so ketchup. You know, not many people know this, but some immigrants call it catsup, and it all makes sense when you know how to unpack it.
 
Go, Donny! More! Faster! Next time, in your underwear!

Every time he makes a spectacle of himself, another thousand Republicans quietly resolve to vote for Kamala.

(I didn't really mean the part about his underwear. Even I have a few standards.)
 
Trump bizarrely claims Democrats want to ban cows and windows in buildings

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eta: This is not a ban on having cows in buildings, btw.
 
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Apparently, Donnie is now a reproductive technology genius:

"Oh, I want to talk about IVF. I'm the father of IVF," Trump blurted.

Sen. Katie Britt, who introduced the IVF Protection Act, explained IVF to the former president, according to Trump.

"Within about two minutes, I understood we're totally in favor of IVF. I came out with a statement within an hour, a really powerful statement with some experts, really powerful," he said, adding that "we really are the party for IVF. We want fertilization."
 
Looks like Trump is letting his superdonors do all the campaigning through their superpacks. In the case of Musk, that might backfire.
 

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