Mojo
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http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/interp/evolution.html
Does the Bible teach evolution?
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree. -- Genesis 1:11
And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. -- Genesis 1:24
Notice that God lets "the earth bring forth" the plants and animals, rather than create them directly. So maybe the creationists have it all wrong. Maybe Genesis is not so anti-evolution after all.
Only insofar as there is so much of it, and it has sufficient contradictions, differing translations, and obscurely worded passages that it can be (and has been) tortured into supporting just about anything.
But really:
