so to create a law within physics using a law of steam engines, is just stupid; wouldn't you agree?
umm...no, the industrial revolution and the foundation of thermodynamics go hand in hand. The motivation behind thermodynamics may have been the carnot cycle, but it has grown far beyond that and so has its applications. I'm sure there are many branches of science that started out to solve one problem, but have in turn solved many other problems.
the right hand rule is a pure law
How many times do people on this forum and others have to point out to you that the right hand rule is not a law, it is a convention. That's why there is a Fleming's left hand rule and a Fleming's right hand rule.
the 2nd belongs in the pirates code (a sort of guideline)
Either the 2nd law of thermodynamics holds, or it doesn't. Pick one. If you say it doesn't hold, then you have to give me examples.
sure, ring the bell of a school yard and watch the kids fall in line, return to class.
In this example, the overall entropy of the system has increased. Each cell in each kid is metabolizing and also generating waste heat. The efficiency of the children really isn't that great and a good portion of the energy they use to line up gets wasted.
Answered the "Give me a closed system with life in it." without the "Show me how said life would increase the order of that closed system." isn't any good. Yes, the universe is a closed system, and yes it contains life, but the entropy of the universe increases with time.
kind of like what living organisms do when they gather food.
Do you not see that when an organism and gathers food, they are part of the same system? The organism lowers their own entropy by gathering the food, but that doesn't decrease the entropy of the system since the food is part of the system.
the life existed breathing before the jar, so you must include the operatives to sustain that life (ie.... you cant close a system without removing requisites and since you cannot remove all interactions from any point of mass, then there is no such thing as a perfectly closed system, ever!!!!!)
The universe is a perfectly closed system. But for sake of experimentation with thermodynamics, we can make systems that are isolated to certain degrees and account for that. In any case, if you want me to include "the operatives to sustain that life", then that would include the sun.
Are you aware that the sun is a huge low entropy source for the earth? All those photons arriving from a small point in the sky. That is low entropy. However, as the sun burns, it's own entropy increases, and the entropy of the overall solar system also increases.