How I make God happy (from a Lutheran perspective)
Diogenes said:
You being a Lutheran, would it be out of line to assume you owe allegience to the God and Christ alluded to in the Christian Bible?
If that assumption is correct, I would assume you attempt to please those entities.
How did they make it known to you, that it would please them, if you celebrated the occasion of the birth of Christ. ( the hypotheses of how such a celebration became a tradition, notwithstanding .. )
Actually, as a Lutheran, I try to do all sorts of things to please God.
On Reformation Day, we tale a Roman Catholic priest (marinated in his own wine, of course!), sacrifice him on the altar, and have a big parish barbecue. Y'all come, now, y'hear?
Then, on Hallowe'en, we take witches, soak them in tar, and burn them on torches! We've found by adding different combinations of powdered metals (boron, calcium, potassium, manganese, copper, etc.) and the resulting colors are SO pretty. Viewed from a mile off, they're just like great big Christmas tree lights!
Last year, we sponsored a Hell House for Hallowe'en and showed some filthy little godless heathen children from our neighborhood what would happen to them if they engaged in premarital fornication, adultery, homosexuality, or birth control; or started engaging in things of this world things such as EVILution, old earth "theory", or voting for baby-killing DEMONcrats!
On Matthew Shepard's birthday (December 1) , we like to honor God by caroling through the predominantly gay and lesbian neighborhoods carrying signs made by that that nice Fred Phelps from Kansas. It's such a PLEASANT way to begin Advent!
After Christmas, it's slow going until Holy Week. That's the best of all -- we all get together and paint epithets and graffiti on synagogues. Why you'd be amazed -- just add a head to a swastika, and you've got a SHEEP!
It's not like them Jews don't deserve what they get. After all, the Good Book says their father is the Devil and we all know who it was who killed Christ! We figure once a year it's our God-given duty to remind them Jews that WE remember what THEY did.
Now that we've got all our stereotypes of Christians out of the way...
I'm perfectly open to discussion. I'm just as open to honest sharing. I'm certainly open to a discussion of beliefs.
My closest friend is a self-confessed atheist -- and that's perfectly OK with me. Actually, I've always appreciated (and counted on) his insights which help cut through layers of accumulated (and occasionally hardened) bullsh*t; and he's probably the most thoroughly
moral people I know.
Now, if you really want an answer to the question: well, I would not presume to speak for the Almighty, but I doubt if He/She/It cares one way or the other what holidays we celebrate, be they Christmas, Kwanzaa, the New Year, the equinox, Passover, Good Friday, Easter, the solstice, Yom Kippur, Samhain, or my birthday.
Given that: in the future, could we agree to avoid obvious set-ups such as "How did they make it known to you, that it would please them, if you celebrated the occasion of the birth of Christ." Thanks. (Hug, hug; kiss, kiss.)
