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DeVito

He appears to be a happy drunk. I don't see what the problem is. He's not a commercial pilot, ferchrissakes.
 
Cool? In the '60's cool was getting high or tripping and playing the guitar on Dick Cavett or something. Anyway, he probably has a spec of a penis.
 
Well personally, I think he handled himself fairly well. He was pretty up front about it and least seemed mostly under control if a bit goofy. It's not like he went on and started shooting his mouth off or acting like a jerk.

Heck, he had better control of himself drunk than Tom Cruise did sober.
 

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He's just lucky he didn't stumble, fall over, and impale himself on what's-her-baggy-face's stilletos! :eye-poppi
 
rdaneel said:
Well personally, I think he handled himself fairly well. He was pretty up front about it and least seemed mostly under control if a bit goofy. It's not like he went on and started shooting his mouth off or acting like a jerk.

Heck, he had better control of himself drunk than Tom Cruise did sober.
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We know for a fact Tom Cruise was sober?
 
Mephisto said:
DANG, DR! I thought I was probably the only person in the whole U.S. who knew about Limoncello! My wife and I became addicted to it on our first trip around the Almafi Coast. Ah, warm Sorrento nights a cool Limoncello and a hot Italian lady!
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No, it's fairly common here in Houston. You can get it at any good Italian restaurant. Ms. Tricky loves it. I'd rather gargle broken glass.
 
Tricky said:
No, it's fairly common here in Houston. You can get it at any good Italian restaurant. Ms. Tricky loves it. I'd rather gargle broken glass.
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It's probably a lot more common than I would have thought. Mrs. Mephisto (being Italian - she was born just outside Venezia) has introduced me to Italian oddities like Limoncello and Anisette.

I'm sure it has more to do with living in "the sticks" than anything else. Around here people think a connoisseur is someone who drinks Heineken from a glass. ;)
 
Mephisto said:
It's probably a lot more common than I would have thought. Mrs. Mephisto (being Italian - she was born just outside Venezia) has introduced me to Italian oddities like Limoncello and Anisette.

I'm sure it has more to do with living in "the sticks" than anything else. Around here people think a connoisseur is someone who drinks Heineken from a glass. ;)
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Gosh. Poor Mrs. Mephisto. From Venezia to Southern NM. Git-er-dun!:D
 
BPSCG said:
Just when you think you've reached the bottom...:(
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. . . your date tells you things would work better if she could take off her panty hose!

ba dump, tschh!

I'll be here till Tuesday, tip your waitress. :)

DR
 
BPSCG said:
Oh great. It's not bad enough we have to see stupid actors (redundant term, I know) spewing their silly opinions on how the world should be; now we get drunk stupid actors spewing.

Just when you think you've reached the bottom...:(
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It's The View! Not exactly Face the Nation or something.
 
daenku32 said:
It's The View! Not exactly Face the Nation or something.
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True. But talk about content-free programming. Here's the sum and substance of that video:

"Here's Danny DeVito!"

(DeVito come on, announces he's been drinking all night, makes stupid faces, calls Bush a moron, says he and - probably - his wife had sex in the Lincoln bedroom.)

"Danny has a wonderful movie..."

DeVito sits on Rosie O'Donnell's lap.*

Funny thing is, DeVito had been on FoxNews earlier in the day, and appeared utterly sober. :confused:

Was he faking being drunk?

We now have fake drunk stupid actors spewing? Hmmm... did the Limoncello people pay DeVito to do this?

* I've been trying to purge my brain of this image, but can't do it, so I figured I'd share it. Misery loves company.
 
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BPSCG said:
Funny thing is, DeVito had been on FoxNews earlier in the day, and appeared utterly sober. :confused:

Was he faking being drunk?
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Really? Wow. What a creep. Did you or others here see him sober earlier that morning?

The obvious joke is: Well wouldn't YOU get drunk knowing you'd end up in Rosie's lap? (tip yer waitresses. try the veal.)
 
BPSCG said:
DeVito sits on Rosie O'Donnell's lap.*
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* I've been trying to purge my brain of this image, but can't do it, so I figured I'd share it. Misery loves company.
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I know. It was like a bizarre ventriloquist show with the horizontal on my television all screwy.
 
steverino said:
Really? Wow. What a creep. Did you or others here see him sober earlier that morning?
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Fox and Friends First Edition (their version of 6:00 am fluffnews) the next day said they'd had him on the morning of the day he was on The View, and ran a clip of him being interviewed. He appeared sharp and focused - not at all like the gibbering, foul-mouthed buffoon on The View. The Fox people were wondering how he could have spent the night getting drunk with George Clooney, been sober at 6:00 am, then drunk all over again later that morning.

I smell payola. Desperate housewives all over America are probably racing to liquor stores to empty the shelves of Limoncello as we speak.
 
BPSCG said:
Fox and Friends First Edition (their version of 6:00 am fluffnews) the next day said they'd had him on the morning of the day he was on The View, and ran a clip of him being interviewed. He appeared sharp and focused - not at all like the gibbering, foul-mouthed buffoon on The View. The Fox people were wondering how he could have spent the night getting drunk with George Clooney, been sober at 6:00 am, then drunk all over again later that morning.

I smell payola. Desperate housewives all over America are probably racing to liquor stores to empty the shelves of Limoncello as we speak.
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Geeze. MY head is spinning and all I've had is my morning coffee.
 
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