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Devil Monkey Photograph

*faux French accent* "Excuse me, sir, but does your Devil Monkey bite?"

Man: "No"

*reaches to pet Devil Monkey* "Nice, little Devil Monkey"

*Devil Monkey bites me* "I thought you said that your Devil Monkey did not bite."

Man: "That is not my Devil Dog!"
 
*faux French accent* "Excuse me, sir, but does your Devil Monkey bite?"

Man: "No"

*reaches to pet Devil Monkey* "Nice, little Devil Monkey"

*Devil Monkey bites me* "I thought you said that your Devil Monkey did not bite."

Man: "That is not my Devil Dog!"


A woman walks into a bar carrying a Devil Monkey under her arm.
"Get that pig out of here!" yells the bartender.
"It's not a pig, stupid!" she replies, "it's a Devil Monkey!"
"I know!" says the bartender, "I was talking to the Devil Monkey!"
 

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