"Later, at home, Warp stood alone in his room. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, holding it for several seconds before slowly releasing it through his nose in a cleansing exhalation. His focus established, he opened his eyes and fixed his steely gaze on the battered tennis ball suspended from the ceiling a full six feet above the floor. It was nearly a foot over the top of his head. He looked briefly as though his attention had shifted to some internal subject, but a moment later, with no warning, no telegraph of impending action, he exploded into violent, yet precise and fluid motion. Launching himself vertically to an extraordinary height, he spun swiftly around his Y axis and his right foot collided with the tennis ball with such force as to break the cord suspending it in place, and causing it to strike the wall with enough velocity to bounce back and thud into the closed door on the opposite wall before arcing down to the floor and rolling under his bed. The sudden commotion was over as swiftly as it had begun, and he came to rest standing as calmly as he had been a moment earlier. From somewhere, a flourish played on a wooden flute. In his mind he heard the voices of the other kids dismissing his claims, and simply smiled to himself."
We all totally believe that you've got lots of examples of freakish liberal ideals and beliefs being pressed on children by public school teachers. We also totally believe that you can't be bothered to show it to us because we'll just whine about slavery and genocide being bad. Oh, and about biology, apparently. Nobody thinks your argument is a joke.