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Demography of Japan - Evidence of Reincarnation

I have this theory about the amount of woo in the universe trying to spread itself out evenly all the time. Since JREF is a woo-sink in the universe, perhaps that's why it seems to attract all the nutters!

Prove me wrong! :D
 
Hokulele said:
What about me? I am half Japanese, what race is my "soul"? How would it reincarnate? How did it know how to find me?
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Well, you'll just have to figure out whether you have a left soul or right soul.

I figure I'm 1/4 English, 1/4 Dutch and 1/2 Welsh. My soul must be terribly fractured. Do you think there is a great big database in Heaven that keeps track of all this stuff?

Woo. Woo. All aboard the Soul Train. Woooo. Woooooo.
 
A buddhist monk once told me that he accounted for the rise in the world's human population and fall in its wildlife population by theorizing that humans were being reincarnated from extinct animals and further postulated that this also accounted for the greater savagery of modern society.

Then he said he was just kidding.
 
The psychons come at ya when the ovum is fertilized, or sometime after. If at fertilization, do they (it?) increase its weight?
 
insidespace said:
The psychons come at ya when the ovum is fertilized, or sometime after. If at fertilization, do they (it?) increase its weight?
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Maybe. Maybe it makes them harder to steal :)

insidespace said:
if you have a dog, you know he (she?) can make him (her?) self heavier when she does not want to be picked up.

Evolution (which I believe in, although it does not have all the answers, ref: the eyeball) has provided the dog with this ability, probably when we lived in caves and someone could steal our dogs, which we needed
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Have you ever held a pregnant lady on a scale at the moment of fertilization? - she gets heavier in order to make her harder to steal from caves.
 
Gord_in_Toronto said:
Well, you'll just have to figure out whether you have a left soul or right soul.

I figure I'm 1/4 English, 1/4 Dutch and 1/2 Welsh. My soul must be terribly fractured. Do you think there is a great big database in Heaven that keeps track of all this stuff?

Woo. Woo. All aboard the Soul Train. Woooo. Woooooo.
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My daughter has grandparents from four different countries and was born in a fifth. Where should I be looking to trace her soul?
 
Puppycow said:
I seem to have misplaced my psychon, has anyone here seen it? :p
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I blame the psychon killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?


You may think that was a bad joke, compared to all the others I could think of it was fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far far better.
 
Biscuit said:
Have you ever held a pregnant lady on a scale at the moment of fertilization? - she gets heavier in order to make her harder to steal from caves.
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I've heard of people doing it in the kitchen, but not usually while balancing on a weighing scale....
 
Mashuna said:
As long as it doesn't end up burning down the house, I'm ok with it.
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Yes, you don't want to lose your house more than once in a lifetime.
I'm sorry, I thought I saw a duck on your head. Please excuse my rudeness.
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Ummm, Brodski has the same delusions, I think you need to see a doctor not a quack.
 
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