headscratcher4
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When I first moved to the town I live in (1989), it was still somewhat rural, a mix of suburb and farms. There was a guy who had a Howitzer cannon on his farm about a mile from my house, and he liked to fire it now and then. You could hear it all over town when he did. The locals called him "Rambo" (not to his face though). In 1991 the town was getting too crowded for him so he sold his place and moved north.
That's sounds like something I'd do after fishing with dynamite ....
Back when I was in the army, 'round 1965, we went out to the M-79 grenade launcher range so that the infantry (I was a medic, we always "supported" the range details) guys could qualify.
On arrival, there was one of the big German bunny rabbits peacefully grazing about 50 yards out. These rabbits (hares, the Germans call 'em.) were about the size of a jackrabbit, but moved more like cottontails.
Anyway, the captain in charge of the detail said "give me a grenade launcher", and proceeded to fire a round at the bunny.
The grenade landed some feet from the critter, who looked up from his grazing, undisturbed, and took a couple of hops before continuing his breakfast.
The captain fired four more rounds at the bunny, who never appeared to be even slightly concerned with this activity. Finally, he hopped off into the woods, unscathed.
Yay! Go bunny rabbit!
(So much for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...)
To kill the deer by launching a boulder at him?Eh, they ought to use a Trebuchet. Then I'd be impressed.
To kill the deer by launching a boulder at him?
Or to kill the deer by catching the deer, loading him into the trebuchet...?
Or to kill the deer by catching the deer, loading him into the trebuchet...?