Zeuzzz
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I keep thinking about dark matter suns and planets moving through us at all times. Maybe even dark matter life forms trying to detect us in a similar way, wondering what this stuff is that makes up the unaccounted for 4% of their universe.
You've really got the dark matter esque mindset down to a tee here. Dark matter aliens, dark matter galaxies, dark matter knomes and dark matter teapots are no doubt next to be proposed to have hugely significant effects in the precise areas current theories are incomplete. Soon everything in the universe will be explained with help from our good old hypothetical chum dark matter.
Creationists must be having a field day, a god thats made out of dark matter is going to be very hard for anyone to refute.
It's obviously the neutralino from a MSSM with m_1/2 = 400, m_0 = 90, and tan beta = 10, and mu > 0. Next question?![]()
Which precise theory do these made up values and properties plug the hole in?
So where is the hyperbole, where is the overstatement, where is the equivalence?
"mysterious and invisible substance that accounts for three-quarters of the matter in the universe"
Wrong.
"For 80 years, it has eluded the finest minds in science."
Wrong. Some of the finest minds have proposed alternative theories that dont need dark matter.
"The scale on which people are looking for dark matter is vast,"
True. So much funding has been invested in finding DM it would be extremely embaressing for the cosmologists that have to keep asking for the funding, and if not found definitively soon they run the real risk of far less grants, which would give more funding to people with 'rival' theories.
"Finding evidence for supersymmetry is one of the major goals of the Large Hadron Collider at Cern, in Switzerland."
True, and we all know how well that went
"Dark matter particles are peculiar because they pass through objects as if they were not there."
Unprovable.
"published the first 3D map of dark matter"
misleading, publishing a map indicates its been found and plotted, whereas the map is actually just a map of areas the gaps in current gravitational theories infer there has to be dark matter, or else break down completely.
"a dark matter particle knocks into an atomic nucleus in the detector and makes it vibrate."
Seems awfully statistically unsound to say that something even smaller than an atom hitting a nucleus could be used as proof that the entire universe is now made primarily from invisible Dark Matter.
Also seems like a hell of a job shielding all the atoms in any given area from any sort of external interaction whether it be em radiation, em forces, temparature changes, geological movements, etc. Seems like a lot of room for an error to have crept in.
I do hope that there are a multitude of completely independant experiments using completely different techniques to independantly verify the results from this one. If they turn out to even be right.
Have the results been published in a journal yet?
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