Cruel trick I played.

[Fnord]

Silly thing! Don't you know God is the "One significant figure" in the Bible?

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I shoulda seen it coming...

 

[Horatius]

Cainkane1 didn't supply any evidence. Just an unsupported assertion.

Which is all the evidence they need!


Weren't you paying attention?

 

[Niggle]

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I shoulda seen it coming...

No, no, FSM should have seen it coming! After all, he/she is god, not you!

 

[FSM]

I say unto youse guys, this entire thread:

 

[Mashuna]

<-----------------------by the way, I am a god.


I need some tithe like nobody's business.

Put a check in the mail TODAY! I say unto, ah, thee.

I sent a load of tithe through as soon as I saw your post.



Wait, what's tithe again?

 

[FSM]

I sent a load of tithe through as soon as I saw your post.



Wait, what's tithe again?

It's money you send me so I don't smite your ass.

Sorta like mafia "protection" money.

And yo, sheepboy... consider that an offer ewe shouldn't refuse...

 

[Harpyja]

*worships the zombie Jesusfish*

 

[Cainkane1]

I smell profit...

1. Locate an old building that is still occupied.
2. Befriend the occupants.
3. Tell the occupants that their building may be haunted.
4. Support their suspicions about those weird noises and lights.
5. Notify your "Ghost-Busting" friends.
6. Act like a sceptical stranger when your friends show up.
7. Act surprised and relieved when your friends de-haunt the building.
8. Collect your share of the reward.
9. Repeat from step 1.

Nah perpetuate the hoax so that the pub will attract ghost hunters who drink and keep the pub in money from curious customers.

 

[Cainkane1]

Cainkane1 didn't supply any evidence. Just an unsupported assertion.

I supplied a joke. I've lived in this town since 1972 and not one word about this building being haunted have I ever actually heard.