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crop circles

woodwater

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what about crop circles?
please dont tell me they were made overnight by humans. thats impossible. look at them from the top. IMPOSSIBLE:cool:
 
They were made overnight by humans.

At least the earlier ones were.

It has been suggested that some of the later ones may have been made by particularly feeble-minded aliens who saw the earlier man-made ones and thought it was a pretty neat idea.
 
Mojo said:
They were made overnight by humans.

At least the earlier ones were.

It has been suggested that some of the later ones may have been made by particularly feeble-minded aliens who saw the earlier man-made ones and thought it was a pretty neat idea..
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What Mojo said.

ETA: argument to incredulity
 
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Absolutely. Especially the Weetabix one. We now have indubitable proof that Weetabix Ltd., purveyor of breakfast cereals to H.M. the Queen Elisabeth II, is colluding with space aliens.
 
Like Teflon and Tang, human beings would be entirely incapable of creating crop circles without alien support and encouragement. But, keep in mind that the aliens are among us. Several are heads of major television networks, and many here in the US are convinced that Dick Cheney is an Alien.

Also keep in mind that many aliens look like they are human and
in crop-circle season, they are able to slow time down so that they can produce the elaborate designs in just a few hours. That's how it is done.

Its true.
 
If I were capable of interstellar travel, crop circles would definitely be the form of communication I would use with other intelligent life on other planets.

In fact, I say that if we are ever capable of traveling to another planet with intelligent life, we absolutely must create crop circles on their planet for a few years. I say we created a worldwide treaty to ensure that anyone that makes it to such a planet has to make crop circles. I’m sure every country in the world would sign it. :D
 
I saw a recent programme featuring Danny Wallace (hoax files) that actually had an interview with the two original guys who did crop circles (well the one that's still alive). Apparently it was what these two guys did on Friday night when drunk - on some of the patterns shown the straight lines were distinctly skewiff, perhaps testament to a little too much that night: a far cry from the `impossibly perfect' geometry some people claim.

A quick review

They even went into a field and did a little crop circle to demonstrate, which was quite fun.
 
Some of them were designed by artists and took teams of humans several days to make. You can identify these by the landowner charging admission to see them. Normal crop circles are identified by landowners drunk humans out of their fields in the night.
 
woodwater, consider the other things mankind are capable of. We can build skyskrapers more than 500 metres high, we can send manned expeditions to the moon, we can even construct a satelite to crash with a comet and then pick up some of the stuff there, before returning back to earth...

And yet we're incapable of understanding and executing how to make patterns in a corn field?
 
Hawk one said:
woodwater, consider the other things mankind are capable of. We can build skyskrapers more than 500 metres high, we can send manned expeditions to the moon, we can even construct a satelite to crash with a comet and then pick up some of the stuff there, before returning back to earth...

And yet we're incapable of understanding and executing how to make patterns in a corn field?
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Woah! What the hell happened to your avatar, man ?
 
It's intensely interesting that the hoaxers admitted to making crop circles, the hoaxers were caught in the act of making crop circles, others tested the hoaxers methods and recreated even the most complex crop circles in a few hours time, and yet it's still debated. Why?

What about the human mind makes us want to be fooled, by even the mosty obvious chicanery?
 
This reminds me of what some of us were discussing on another thread. Humans can't do this and can't do that. Can't build a pyramid without aliens. Can't chart the courses of the stars without aliens. Can't possibly cross an ocean in an boat and do some mapping without aliens. Can't make big pictographs on the ground without aliens. Can't invent new technology without aliens.

Come on.
 
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