P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
What is wrong is that the US is admitting that the rule of law has no remit within its borders and that the only rule is dog eat dog.
Cutaway: RFK Jr tucks napkin into collar and lifts cutlery expectantly.
What is wrong is that the US is admitting that the rule of law has no remit within its borders and that the only rule is dog eat dog.
Cutaway: RFK Jr tucks napkin into collar and lifts cutlery expectantly.
Our Originalist Supreme Court will quickly realize that there was no right to own a machine gun at the time of the founding fathers. That’s what principled legal review looks like.
Oh you absolutely can. I think you misunderstand what is it there that makes it legal.
It's NOT whether the crank is the sole source of power. After all, a semi-auto AK still has the gas piston to do the actual reloading.
What makes it be not an automatic weapon legally, is that you have to keep interacting with the firing mechanism for it to shoot the next round and the next and so on. In that case, a crank. Put a ratchet with as many teeth as you want to move the trigger X times per rotation, and thus shoot X rounds per rotation, and it becomes legal, because technically you had to do another bit of motion to fire it.
So yeah, you can do something like need another 10° rotation to shoot the next round, and get cranking![]()
Tsar Bomba was impractical. Too big for ICBMs. Too big to be dropped from a safe distance by a bomber. At a time when the US was mastering the art of smaller, more efficient nukes, and more accurate vehicles for them, Moscow had to settle for just building bigger nukes. Nukes so big they weren't actually effective as weapons anymore.
What you really want is a B61 dial-a-yield nuke.
That was the one thing I felt that Heller resolved well. "Arms" at the time referred to modern weapons that a soldier/militia man would carry, and just like the first and fourth amendments were expanded to speech and searches that didn't exist at the time, "arms" should also be redefined with the times. The principle that the right guards is still the same.
But I think it's long past time for us to acknowledge that a Tory uprising is no longer particularly likely and the ability of citizens to quickly form a modern equipped army is no longer needed. Hunting and sporting firearms, fine. It's definitely a legitimate part of our culture. Semis and full autos are simply not needed, and the demonstrable abuses of semi auto availability outweigh the pissant convenience of tacticool weekend shooters.
I've seen various interpretations of this. One is that it refers to insurgencies of all kinds: Slave revolts, native raids, British loyalists, etc. Since the nascent union didn't have its own standing army, and anyway couldn't deploy it quickly to any emergency even if it did, local communities were expected and empowered to handle their own security.
I think that principle is still very much in effect today. Violence happens. Rape happens. Robbery happens. Home invasion happens. Carjackings happen. Kidnappings happen. What's the proverb? "When seconds count, the police are minutes away."
It's not about being able to quickly form a modern army. It's about communities - and individuals - being able to mount a prompt defense of their lives and property, in the absence of government intervention.
I think the textbook 2nd Amendment scenario in the modern era was Korean shop owners taking up arms to defend their neighborhoods during the LA riots in the 90s. That's what the 2nd Amendment is about, in my opinion: The right to mount a prompt and lethal defense of yourself and your community. The LAPD wasn't able to protect the Korean community. They had to take it upon themselves. And nowadays, when it seems to be largely agreed (though not universally liked) that the police are not required nor intended to put themselves in harm's way for your protection, the right to protect yourself and your community enshrined in the 2nd Amendment becomes even more necessary to preserve.
If you accept this in principle, we can certainly quibble about where exactly to draw the line. Grenades? Machine guns? Nukes? But I suspect that if you accept this in principle, we won't have to quibble much at all.
I think you misunderstand, I'm too old to be trying to crank it. I'm all for ease of holding the trigger.
I think you misunderstand, I'm too old to be trying to crank it. I'm all for ease of holding the trigger.

Since he was after one particular person, maybe not. If his aim was to kill or injure as many people as possible, then yes.
I am a former Army sniper (it’s true). At the rock-throwing range this guy shot from, against a stationary exposed target, I would much prefer a closed bolt semi. As he was always going to have a very short window of time to shoot and as he was not an especially competent marksman, a fully automatic weapon would absolutely have improved his chances of a fatal hit.
What was the reason for the lack of MG mass shootings prior to the FOPA and internet sales that drove up the prices?
Spring loaded bump stocks (invented in 2002) were only illegal after 2006. The other bump stocks (invented in 2008?) were only illegal from 2019 to 2024.
How would a full auto have improved his chances, if he was not especially competent and had a very short window of time?
The first shot would be the most well-aimed, and then the gun would start to climb and drift off-target. If he wasn't prepared for that and able to effectively control it, the subsequent shots would tend to be less accurate, more likely to miss.
I want my mutated anthrax.Did I stutter? I want a 58 megaton nuke.
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I just want one in the basement, with wires connected to all doors and windows. That should deter those pesky neigbours from even thinking about breaking in when I'm on vacation.
How would a full auto have improved his chances, if he was not especially competent and had a very short window of time?
The first shot would be the most well-aimed, and then the gun would start to climb and drift off-target. If he wasn't prepared for that and able to effectively control it, the subsequent shots would tend to be less accurate, more likely to miss.
Did I stutter? I want a 58 megaton nuke.
And who said anything about military use such as using bombers or missiles? Like, hello?
I just want one in the basement, with wires connected to all doors and windows. That should deter those pesky neigbours from even thinking about breaking in when I'm on vacation. You just know they're a bunch of anti-prepper SJWs who's love to leave me defenseless when the bombs fall and the cops try to kill everyone else. I have a right to defend my property, dammit : p
This is a conversational trope I wish would die in a fire. It was never funny. It was never producing the rhetorical advantage people imagined.I want my mutated anthrax.
You know, for duck hunting.