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Could Dylan Avery possibly be a bigger hypocrite?

negativ said:
Narrator: In today's rapidly changing world, internet fads appear every fifteen minutes utilizing some new promotional device. Some of these devices have been known to leave irreparable scars on the minds of foolish young web surfers. One such case is seated here before you: Doh'py McChit, that cute little Troofer!

Doh'py recently fell in love with a publicity photo of a boy named Dylan Avery...



...lead fabricator of a film called "Loose Change". In the photograph, Dylan was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo, in a semi-profile which emphasized the pooched-out succulence of his insolent pouting rictus, the sight of which drove the helpless young Twoofer MAD with DESIRE!

Doh'py: I can't stand the way he pouts! ('Cause he might not be pouting for me :( ) His hair's so shiny and it's cut real nice, 'till I squirm with ecstacy!

Avery! Avery! Give me your lips... to DIE on! (I promise not to [CENSORED]
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That is the most disturbing thing I have ever read.
 
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