Corona Virus Conspiracy Theories Part II

[bruto]

I just ran across this little gem...say "neigh" to vaccines!

 

[kookbreaker]

Just a head's up:

Project Veritas just released a video of secret recordings of CDC folks from New Mexico. The claim is doctors are affraid to report adverse reactions to the vaccine.

Hilarity should ensue forthwith.

As Trey Crowder covered this: “It’s more anecdotal than a redneck when High School football comes up.”

 

[zorro99]

Michael Flynn: The 'Deep State' is plotting to spike your salad dressing with the COVID vaccine

Matthew ChapmanSeptember 22, 2021

Michael Flynn, the former National Security Adviser to the Trump administration who has embraced the QAnon conspiracy theory and advocated the violent military overthrow of the United States, has a new conspiracy theory: the Deep State is going to vaccinate your salad dressing.

https://www.rawstory.com/mike-flynn-salad-dressing/

 

[Armitage72]

Michael Flynn: The 'Deep State' is plotting to spike your salad dressing with the COVID vaccine

Matthew ChapmanSeptember 22, 2021

Michael Flynn, the former National Security Adviser to the Trump administration who has embraced the QAnon conspiracy theory and advocated the violent military overthrow of the United States, has a new conspiracy theory: the Deep State is going to vaccinate your salad dressing.

https://www.rawstory.com/mike-flynn-salad-dressing/

I would question how many of the people likely to believe this eat a lot of leafy green vegetables in the first place.

EDIT: And I see that someone in the comments for that article already said much the same thing.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Coming to a Facebook feed near you, a not peer-reviewed preprint on how dandelion extract blocks the spike protein. Link. This work has been picked up by the anti-vaccine crowd. Link2.

Dandelion is quite well know as a diuretic*. I wonder if someone's just taking the piss. Another medication for antivaxxers that'll just leave them running for the loo.

*In French it's pissenlit; literally wet-the-bed.

 

[bruto]

I would question how many of the people likely to believe this eat a lot of leafy green vegetables in the first place.

EDIT: And I see that someone in the comments for that article already said much the same thing.

Plenty of fatty grinders with Ranch dressing in them.

It's probably a false flag hoisted by Big Vinaigrette.

 

[eerok]

Michael Flynn: The 'Deep State' is plotting to spike your salad dressing with the COVID vaccine

Rawstory is really outdoing itself with the lunatic whispering lately.

Or perhaps it's more accurate to say that the lunatics are outdoing themselves lately.

 

[Chris_Halkides]

salad days

It's probably a false flag hoisted by Big Vinaigrette.

I am so glad that I was not sipping coffee when I read this.

No conspirator would be stupid enough to put the vaccine in French dressing.

 

[Steve]

I am so glad that I was not sipping coffee when I read this.

No conspirator would be stupid enough to put the vaccine in French dressing.

No anti-vaxxer would use French dressing. They would have to use something recognizably American.

 

[JayUtah]

No anti-vaxxer would use French dressing. They would have to use something recognizably American.

Freedom dressing?

 

[eerok]

No anti-vaxxer would use French dressing. They would have to use something recognizably American.

These days American patriots all go for the Russian dressing.

It's Trump-approved.

 

[Steve]

Freedom dressing?

 

[marting]

I'm feeling guilty for laughing at all this vax insanity.

“Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one.” -Charles Mackay

 

[carlitos]

No anti-vaxxer would use French dressing.

I'm having trouble writing the perfect joke here, but it's something to do with Cardinal Richelieu and "day of the dupes."

http://richelieufoods.com/dressings-sauces-flavors/

 

[JayUtah]

I'm having trouble writing the perfect joke here, but it's something to do with Cardinal Richelieu and "day of the dupes."



http://richelieufoods.com/dressings-sauces-flavors/

Or Count Roquefort.

 

[Darat]

Continuation thread can be found here: http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=354395

Posted By: Darat