Copper bracelets for my computer?

[Soapy Sam]

I have some magnetic bracelets for sale as it happens. Only $99.99 each. Guarantees to stop spam, increase hard drive lifetime, cure arthritis and format floppies.

E-mail for my catalog.

Oh.Drat.

 

[jimmygun]

Soapy Sam...but will they rewind my CD's for me?

 

[Bottle or the Gun]

Quack cures for computers

What would you need a copper braclet on a computer for? Mine has never crashed. But that is only because I had the foresight to buy one with a Liquid CRYSTAL Display. Not only does my laptop self-repair, it also sharpens razor blades and retards bacterial growth in milk and swimming pools!

 

[!Xx+-Rational-+xX!]

The deeper a skeptic gets into materialism the further that skeptic proceeds along the righteous path of factual truth!

Believers let us skeptics free you from the bondages of irrationality stemming from fallacious deceitful beliefs!

 

[Darwin'sGoat]

Where's my attachment?

You forgot to clap your hands and say nice things to your 'vaettir'.

Tsk tsk.

 

[Powa]

You forgot to clap your hands and say nice things to your 'vaettir'.

DOH! I always forget that.

 

[bjornart]

This ought to do the trick:

Exorcise your demons of stupidity