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Contradictions needed!

This makes me think of 1984's 'doublethink'. Simultaneously believing two opposing things at once.
 
Ruby said:
Hi everyone,

I've been debating on a Christian forum and I have myself a bit cornered by three blood thirsty legalistic Christians.

I need a good list of bible contradictions. Even just a few would be good to start.

I can only think of a few passages offhand........mostly in the Gospels.......the different accounts take of Jesus death on the cross.

Thanks!!!

You must be one of those people who actually enjoy banging your head against a wall.
 
On contradictions with respect to baptism, you could always point out the NT verses that say salvation doesn't come from "acts" or "works", but through faith alone.

On the different orders of Creation in Gen. I & II, also notice that Gen. I says it took 6 days, but II says it only took one day ("in the day"...)

Who killed the giant Goliath of Gath? I Samuel says David when he was a boy and Saul was king, but II Sam. says one of David's soldiers when he was grown and king of all Israel...

Might help to find out which groups of passages are considered more important to your religious audience, and focus on those contradictions. It's really easy to get overwhelmed otherwise...

On the subject of whether or not it's even worth doing at all, I say hell ya! Telling the truth about the contradictions in the Bible and defending it isn't wrong, no matter how many religious people get offended in the process. You have nothing to apologize for. And you have nothing to feel guilty over when it starts to get a little fun! :p
 
Re: Re: Contradictions needed!

T'ai Chi said:
You must be one of those people who actually enjoy banging your head against a wall.
You must be one to say almost anything regardless if it makes you look like an ass or not.
 
Re: Re: Contradictions needed!

T'ai Chi said:


You must be one of those people who actually enjoy banging your head against a wall.

To each their own T'at Chi, maybe she will make a few chips in the wall that others didn't. Or not.
 
Hi Ruby

I don't think you should end the debate - don't you find it really weird to see how irrational people can be no matter what you throw at them? I think it's worth it just for the "wow" value :)

Regarding contradictions - most contradictions in the Bible have some kind of pat, legalistic answer, which usually relies heavily on exploiting abiguity and sometimes sacrificing assumed meaning to temporarily score points (then forgetting that they've 'discovered' a whole new Biblical message the next time you talk to them).

For this reason, I find it much more rewarding to pick maybe just one or two of the strongest contradictions, and never let go (unless they actually are explained away, of course). Sometimes I've been surprised that what I thought was a contradiction, irritatingly wasn't - but in the interests of honesty I pull out after that, often with the rejoinder that I'm unhappy with their obvious twisting of meaning, but that there isn't anywhere else to go with that.

Also, as well as internal contradictions, like those mentioned above, I think it can sometimes be more rewarding to point out where the Bible conflicts with reality, especially if the statement has been made, as it often is, that archaeology always supports the Bible.

One of my favourite examples of this (favourite because although it's suggested as a contradiction by the Skeptics' Annotated Bible I've researched it myself and found it to be uncommented on throughout fundamentalist sites like answersingenesis.org, where often these people get their ripostes, little-used in debates, and fairly watertight) regards Genesis 10 (end) & 11 (beginning), which hold that the whole world had one language after the Flood (which might be expected), and only had many after the Tower of Babel incident. This conflicts with our very clear archaeological evidence of the development of written language, which can be traced pre-Flood (as estimated by fundamentalist Genesis timelines), all the way through the likely dates for Babel, and onwards.

I started that one on this site (a very very quiet board) - I'm called Doubtful there; it was particularly fun there because I was working with their facts and figures, doing research only when a point was challenged, and slowly realised that this was rather a strong point! A longer version is here, although I shamefully neglected that and the debate died (I'm Will on that one btw, my real name). But yeah, there's quite a lot of online stuff, which I link to in those threads, to do with the origins of written language (obviously languages were around long, long before, but it's much harder to argue without physical evidence), and it's pleasant because they come from academic sources with no atheistic motivation.

So yeah. Good luck, I think you should stick with it Ruby!
 
I particularly like the "No True Scottsman" attitude Christians maintain.

On one hand, you have Christians claiming they're the most numerous faith on Earth, and deserve extra representation and privileges through goverment, but sometimes in the same breath they tell you that THEY are the only true Christians.

Certain of them just reject half of all Christianity (Catholicism) as damned at once.

Let's cite an easy example (given the nature of the argument in the other thread).

Many Baptists think only Baptists will be in Heaven, and therefore only Baptists should have a voice in government. And that puts the number of "real christians" at around 70,000,000 (worldwide) and around 33,830,000 in the U.S. (#2 to US Catholics). Naturally, the Southern Baptists believe they're the only REAL Baptists (19,881,467 - still #2).

So, we already have "Real Christians" (as defined by Southern Baptists) down to 20 million out of over 300 million. Or 6%. And that's before we start looking at how Southern Baptists view each other for varying adherence and lack or presence of "born-again" attributes in each-other.

That's what some of us might call a "small minority". But for the religiously afflicted and math-challenged, that's "obviously" a popular mandate to put the Baptist church in charge of the whole government.

http://www.adherents.com/adh_branches.html
http://www.adherents.com/rel_USA.html#Pew_branches
 
The problem with trying to convince fanatics using bible contradictions is that there are refutations for the contradictions.
 
How about throwing some of the sick stuff in the bible, like incest, in their faces.

I think it was Joseph in the old testament who had only daughters. They felt guilty and sad that he didn't have a son. To rectify this they take him off to some cave or something and get him drunk and sleep with him.

Ughg. Chauvenistic attitudes in the bible sicken me.

I really did read this, and stopped reading the bible because of it. I was too disgusted.
 
Ruby,

I've been gone a while. What's going on? Are you no longer a Christian?
 
There's always the Pecker Chopper Massacre. It's a fine story.

AKA "Genesis 34: Dinah and the Shechemites".

Just one among many such stories.

Naturally, that which you don't like is among the things in the Bible that "don't count".

That's why they put it in their most holy Bible, because it doesn't count. Right there in the same section with their most holy commandments.

The important bit about religion and holy books is to pick and choose what you like. Like a buffet.
 
As pointed out by the ignored it's always best to have a response to a possible response when debating an issue. I've done the EVILution thing for so long I can reply from memory (with a little Google.com help) for just about every creationist argument. You might want to check out the link I'm going to provide (sorry I'm too lazy to create a link) and see about some of the counter arguments on contradictions so you can have a reposte to said fients.

http://www.christian-thinktank.com/
This is one of the best sites of responses to contradictions I'm aware of.
 
Eos of the Eons said:
I think it was Joseph in the old testament who had only daughters. They felt guilty and sad that he didn't have a son. To rectify this they take him off to some cave or something and get him drunk and sleep with him.

I think you are thinking of Lot.
 
Numbers 31 and the 'Okay you can keep the virgins, kill the rest"

Revelation is Paul, not Jesus, in fact alot of the NT is not even close to Jesus.

Where did the people come for the children of Adam and Eve to marry?
Who is Lilith?
God started the first creation and extended Justice without Mercy and destroyed the world.(Qabalah on why there are two creations.)

The Messiah is a Jewish figure to save Jewish nation/state.

Ruby, good luck, I hope you find healing in this process.
 
Eos of the Eons said:
How about throwing some of the sick stuff in the bible, like incest, in their faces.

I think it was Joseph in the old testament who had only daughters. They felt guilty and sad that he didn't have a son. To rectify this they take him off to some cave or something and get him drunk and sleep with him.

Ughg. Chauvenistic attitudes in the bible sicken me.

I really did read this, and stopped reading the bible because of it. I was too disgusted.

Isaiah 36:12 is really sick too. The people are sitting up on the wall eating their own dung and drinking their own urine... yuck! Psalm 137 is just plain vile... God bashes the infants against the rocks... gulp!
 
Yeah, but the Dinah story is all about conversion!

Read it!

The whole city got circumsized, just so the prince could marry Dinah (demonstating the counter-biblical teaching that girls are more than mere property). And then the nice people of Israel went in and killed all the men, and took all the women, children and valuables.

25 Three days later, while all of them were still in pain, two of Jacob's sons, Simeon and Levi, Dinah's brothers, took their swords and attacked the unsuspecting city, killing every male. 26 They put Hamor and his son Shechem to the sword and took Dinah from Shechem's house and left. 27 The sons of Jacob came upon the dead bodies and looted the city where [4] their sister had been defiled. 28 They seized their flocks and herds and donkeys and everything else of theirs in the city and out in the fields. 29 They carried off all their wealth and all their women and children, taking as plunder everything in the houses.

The lesson taught is: Don't convert to other people's religions. They'll just betray and destroy you for their personal gain, once you are under their power.
 
That whole Jacob/Esau thing really got my goat, when we used to discuss it in sunday school (in the Morg, adults get to go to sunday school, too)
Jacob is blessed of god (but god can't arrange things so that he's the first born?). If you read Genesis 25 - 33 just look at Jacobs personality. He lies, cheats, steals, His wife steals (rachel) and he is a consumate coward - so much so, that when God tells him to return home to meet with his brother (who he has seriously wronged) he sends his servants AND HIS WIVES on in front, in case Esau is in the mood to kill anyone.

Long story short, Jacob's a b****rd, and is blessed by God. Esau shows love and forgiveness and gets the dirty end of the stick.

Peter
 

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